Murfin

A very dangerous Dogo that will attack, but will fool you with there cuteness. If you have a Murfin always take care of it or else you will be sorry.

“Oh is that Dogo looks like a Murfin”

by •EdgyRoses• January 4, 2020

murfin

cool, sweat, or all around good

"Yo man, those tiki torches worked out awesome"
"Yea dude... murfin"

"Dude that chick at the party was really hot, and she got naked"
"murfin"

by eltimo December 31, 2007

Murfin

In a sexual context, the act of placing one's mouth on another's belly (or other area of the body) and blowing, thereby creating both a sonorous and pleasing sound and vellicating the recipient, causing them to squirm. Variations on the murfin include a "wet murfin" (incorporating the excretion of saliva onto the recipient during the act of murfing) and the "hairy murfin" (whereby the murfiner grows a mustache and engages in the act of murfing).

Guy: I gave your mom a murfin last night.
Friend: Dude that's gross!
Guy: Don't worry, it wasn't hairy, just wet. Wet all over her belly.

by Desimoto March 31, 2010

Crust muffin

When Emma chamberlain’s makeup is crusty at the end of the day and not blended

I look like a crust muffin

by Abadabadu March 12, 2018

Muffin kisses

When you give a vagina a little peck on the lips with your face lips, just to let her know you’re there. Step one of eating out a vagina.

My girlfriend loves when I give her muffin kisses.
She can only cum if I go down on her and start with some muffin kisses.

by Miguel el Nappy October 31, 2020

muffinhead

An insult almost exclusively used by BadBoyHalo.

Dream: kills BBH
BadBoyHalo: YOU MUFFINHEAD!!!!!
Sapnap: *laughter*

by StandUserLeon September 25, 2020

Wagga muffin

Was suppose to be used as an affectionate term, but was taken as an offensive one.

example:

Aye is a wagga muffin.

Aye is a wagga muffin

by swaggyprincess96 April 4, 2015