Murfin
A very dangerous Dogo that will attack, but will fool you with there cuteness. If you have a Murfin always take care of it or else you will be sorry.
Murfin by •EdgyRoses• January 4, 2020
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Murfin
In a sexual context, the act of placing one's mouth on another's belly (or other area of the body) and blowing, thereby creating both a sonorous and pleasing sound and vellicating the recipient, causing them to squirm. Variations on the murfin include a "wet murfin" (incorporating the excretion of saliva onto the recipient during the act of murfing) and the "hairy murfin" (whereby the murfiner grows a mustache and engages in the act of murfing).
Crust muffin
Crust muffin by Abadabadu March 12, 2018
Muffin kisses
When you give a vagina a little peck on the lips with your face lips, just to let her know you’re there. Step one of eating out a vagina.
My girlfriend loves when I give her muffin kisses.
She can only cum if I go down on her and start with some muffin kisses.
She can only cum if I go down on her and start with some muffin kisses.
Muffin kisses by Miguel el Nappy October 31, 2020
muffinhead
muffinhead by StandUserLeon September 25, 2020
Wagga muffin
Was suppose to be used as an affectionate term, but was taken as an offensive one.
example:
Aye is a wagga muffin.
example:
Aye is a wagga muffin.
Wagga muffin by swaggyprincess96 April 4, 2015
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