Mudfinger 

The unfortunate result of ones finger breaking through toilet paper while wiping. Usually this is a result of inferior toilet paper.

Gus: Hey Peabody have you been working in the garden again? it looks like you got dirt under your nails.
Peabody: Geez errr that's just Mudfinger, Clarice needs to stop buying our tp at the five and dime, that shit is see-through.

Mudfinger by qochaka February 2, 2015

mississippi mudfinger 

Same as wet waldo. Sticking your hand down the back of someone's pants and violating their anal orifice with your finger.

The lights went out in the elevator, so I grabbed the girl next to me and slipped her the Mississippi Mudfinger.

mississippi mudfinger by Stan B. August 31, 2003

maricopa mudslinger 

When you proceed to shit in someone else's dishwasher, and if your not in Arizona you have to turn the heat on in the house, and then you run tthe dishwasher!!! Creating a musty feceies concoction!! Yep!

What happened man?

Bro, someone maricopa mudslinger the shit out of your dishwasher!!!

Whats that mean?

They took a dump in your dishwashwer and ran it!

Damn, i got slunged!!!

maricopa mudslinger by Dustin R. June 20, 2008

mulfinger 

to be great at something and to always rise above.

Steve tried to play guitar but hes no mulfinger.

mulfinger by Farrand March 11, 2007

crocodile mudslinger 

When a girl bites down on you nutsack and causes you to erupt an explosive soupy shit on her face.

That nigger must have gotten a crocodile mudslinger last night cause he be stinkin'.

crocodile mudslinger by Curtis E Bearr January 2, 2009

Midinger

Mix Middle and finger together and now you a nice insult! Now you don't need to raise your middle finger if your old and crippled. This is what it means: Your the reason God created the middle finger

Aye yo! (random person name) your a midinger!

Midinger by Makeacreativenameyoudipshit November 10, 2020

Proddy MacFingers 

A name for one of those annoying twats who smears their fingers all over your computer monitor screen when pointing at some rhubarb.

If Proddy MacFingers touches my monitor again, I swear I'm going to wipe my knob on his screen.

Proddy MacFingers by Cock Flasp August 21, 2006