Mudfinger

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The unfortunate result of ones finger breaking through toilet paper while wiping. Usually this is a result of inferior toilet paper.

Gus: Hey Peabody have you been working in the garden again? it looks like you got dirt under your nails.
Peabody: Geez errr that's just Mudfinger, Clarice needs to stop buying our tp at the five and dime, that shit is see-through.

Mudfinger by qochaka February 2, 2015

Words you can keep

mississippi mudfinger

Same as wet waldo. Sticking your hand down the back of someone's pants and violating their anal orifice with your finger.

The lights went out in the elevator, so I grabbed the girl next to me and slipped her the Mississippi Mudfinger.

mississippi mudfinger by Stan B. August 31, 2003

Related Words

Mudfinger • mississippi mudfinger • muddinger • mulfinger • Georgia mud finger • mud ringer • Madinger • McFinger • Midinger • Misfingering

maricopa mudslinger

When you proceed to shit in someone else's dishwasher, and if your not in Arizona you have to turn the heat on in the house, and then you run tthe dishwasher!!! Creating a musty feceies concoction!! Yep!

What happened man?

Bro, someone maricopa mudslinger the shit out of your dishwasher!!!

Whats that mean?

They took a dump in your dishwashwer and ran it!

Damn, i got slunged!!!

maricopa mudslinger by Dustin R. June 20, 2008

mulfinger

to be great at something and to always rise above.

Steve tried to play guitar but hes no mulfinger.

mulfinger by Farrand March 11, 2007

crocodile mudslinger

When a girl bites down on you nutsack and causes you to erupt an explosive soupy shit on her face.

That nigger must have gotten a crocodile mudslinger last night cause he be stinkin'.

crocodile mudslinger by Curtis E Bearr January 2, 2009

Midinger

Mix Middle and finger together and now you a nice insult! Now you don't need to raise your middle finger if your old and crippled. This is what it means: Your the reason God created the middle finger

Aye yo! (random person name) your a midinger!

Midinger by Makeacreativenameyoudipshit November 10, 2020

Proddy MacFingers

A name for one of those annoying twats who smears their fingers all over your computer monitor screen when pointing at some rhubarb.

If Proddy MacFingers touches my monitor again, I swear I'm going to wipe my knob on his screen.

Proddy MacFingers by Cock Flasp August 21, 2006

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026