muffingasm 

The orgasm of the mouth when coming in contact with Entenmann's Mini Muffins.

Andre: Dude, these Mini Muffins are so good...
Mark: Oh my god dude, I'm having a muffingasm right now...OHHHHHHHHHH YESSSSSSS! YES! MUFFINGASM!!!

muffingasm by Andre & Mark September 29, 2005

muffingasm 

when one experiences an orgasm over one with a muffin top.

While at a party, Kevin experienced a muffingasm over Tina's muffin top.

muffingasm by Muffintop January 23, 2008

Muffingasm 

When one takes a bite out of a muffin that is just so good its orgasmic. They then proceed to straddle someone and start humping them while chewing. Once the muffin is swallowed, the one having the muffingasm jumps up and yells "MUFFINGASM!"

I only had one muffingasm...

Muffingasm by xxfallyxwallyxx March 2, 2011

Muffingasm 

When the mention of a muffin is so strong, it becomes orgasm-inducing.

Terri had a muffingasm after Jack got a muffin from downstairs.

Muffingasm by TuskyMC March 15, 2015

muffindamule

muffindamule is a misreprentation of a sexual deviation known only to the gentle folk of Ireland. A bit like dobbin the donkey.

Q. Woi's the lazy bastard always late doing the milking ?
A. He's been muffindamule to be sure !

muffindamule by Muffindamule October 2, 2006

muffintastic 

For those of you that love muffins, this compares an object to the awesomeness of muffins.

I love your earrings: they're muffintastic!

muffintastic by lizard6745 September 17, 2009

muffingate 

a scandalous situation that occurs when a comely female co-worker or co-ed exposes her whisker bisquit and receives a charge--or even a proposition.

(1)Liza and Dave were alone in the Sauna when we arrived, and, make no mistake about it, Liza didn't make even a half-hearted attempt to cover her cuchi. We're talking muffingate!
(2) "Did you see Liza benching?"
"Yeah, muffingate!"

muffingate by T.T.T.--Gankinhisshit October 30, 2006