Murking 

The term for a discrete or shady homicide.

It’s a combination of the words ‘Lurking’ and ‘Murder’ to create “Murking”

“They just fucking-Oh god-fucking murked him man! It’s insane”

“I’m out for a good murking tonight”

Murking by Goblin boyzz August 23, 2019

murking 

looking sketchy by wearing your hood up and dressing in dark colored clothing. To completely be murking you must also be making a gurgling/ sucking noise (tongue also included).

sketchy man (in dark corner of the room) : "guurururrurururrrurur"

garrett (small white boi): "that dude is murking so hard, I'm afraid his tongue might fall off."

murking by Kim Mcdaniel the third May 30, 2008

Murking 

Putting a vacuum cleaner nozzle up one's anus and leaving on suck until it looks like you are breathing in very deeply.
Also known as a vacuum enema.
Murking may only be confirmed if there is the presence of faecal matter inside the vacuum cleaner after the attempt.
N.B. most 'murkers' have a general use vacuum cleaner and a separate vacuum cleaner specially for murking (this is done for reasons of hygiene).

Fancy coming 'round mine for a 'murk'?
You have been 'murked'!
Is the pope a 'murker'?
Nancy had a 'murking' party.

Murking by Big Boy Murker2k1 February 7, 2009

Murking 

When you are having an important discussion about a given topic, and a guy then just randomly says a stupid and non-topic sentence.

Todd: Yes, I think if you add a little basil to the egg, it'll be much tastier.
Greg: You're right, I should do that.
Chad: I just farted!
Todd and Greg: Could you just stop f*cking Murking?!

Murking by Relkozien March 28, 2019

Murking Season

The act of getting on Call of Duty game and getting a large amount of kills in each game

"Naw Squasho, I said Murking Season, not that bullshit BigSlick be doing when he goes 5-16"

Murking Season by Greazy954 February 24, 2022

A.P. Murking 

See also;Adavanced Placment Murking. The educational process of murking in an advanced placment and setting, skill obtained with hands on training.
To Murk; To use to fullest potential or to take advantage of in the most efficiant and productive manner, exersized in an art-like fashion.

The example takes place in the setting of a teenage/college party. The moral of the story is this girl who current had a so called " boyfriend " got "murked" now this kid is made of money im that G reppin Advanced placement murking, so while overly infatuated with his ownership of his girlfriend he left her unattended with confidence so being that shes extremely attractive and I 've obtained my degree in murking I "murked" the chick conviently making out with her sucking on her neck ect, and he casually walks out and SHE WAS MURKED as well as her boyfriend. This is a prime exmple of some a.p. Murking.

A.P. Murking by Crills and Bills September 10, 2006

penis murking

When you're jerking off and you lose your erection due to an embarrassing or negative outside force.

Friend: "why are you so down?"
Me: "couldn't finish busting a nut last night."
Friend: "why not?"
Me: "got a case of penis murking."

penis murking by xSebZero April 11, 2021