murping

A magical ceremony celebrated all over the world.
Step 1: Kill a bitch/hoe and leaving the body in a nice warm closet for 1 to 2 months
Step 2: Pull the bitch/hoe out of the closet carefully and position the body laying face-up on the floor with the legs spread
Step 3: Put your mouth around the vaginal opening
Step 4: Have a friend jump on the stomach
Step 5: Enjoy the murpy-fun in your mouth
Step 6: Return the favor and help your friend murp a bitch

**** A double-murp or super-murp can be performed by using a pregnant bitch. Super-murp is the more commonly used term b/c of uncertainty concerning the # of buns in the oven.

John: "Dude I murped like 7 bitches last night!"
Adam: "I know douchebag, one of them was my Grandma!"
John: "Fuck you Adam."

Jeff: "You tryin to murp a bitch?!"
Sally: "What?"
*Jeff kills Sally*
Jeff: "Yeah you are!"
*Jeff high-fives his imaginary friends*
*Sally twitches*

Kyle: "You wanna murp a bitch tonight?"
James: "Yeah, but no more 90 pound bitches; I'm trying to get some of that meaty 347 pound FUPA in my mouth!"
Kyle: "I like where your head is at"
James: "It's fuckin murping time"
*fist pump*

Nathan: "Dude, some guy raped my girl at a club last night!"
Jeremy: "Shit, that sucks...... sooooo....... should we murp her?"
Nathan: "Let's let that kid grow a bit first: I'm tryin to score my first super-murp!"
Jeremy: "Good for you Nathan, good for you."

murping by The Murping Magician April 23, 2010

Murping

It’s when you tangle your balls together and squeeze them as one big ballsack. Like with another person.

Babe, that was some great murping right there. Our balls really felt like one sack.

Murping by Murper1312 June 12, 2023

Murking 

The term for a discrete or shady homicide.

It’s a combination of the words ‘Lurking’ and ‘Murder’ to create “Murking”

“They just fucking-Oh god-fucking murked him man! It’s insane”

“I’m out for a good murking tonight”

Murking by Goblin boyzz August 23, 2019

Morping 

Used to describe the look of the room you're in on lsd. Can be described as moving slowly like a lava lamp.

So basically picture the room and all items in the room moving in the motion of a lava lamp including the walls.

"The lava in that lava lamp is morping"

"I'm trippin',everything is morping"

"When I look at my hands on acid they are morping"

Morping by Summer Tindle August 19, 2008

MURGING 

1.A way of expressing extreme anger towards all through yelling, punching, and headbutts.

2. a new style of gutteral Texas hate screaming

3.to depress someone to the extent of suicide with one word

"did you see that guy murging on that old lady, he broke her arm?"

2. "that singer murged so hard he threw up on my face"

3.you just got murged

MURGING by chockhogger5 August 24, 2010

Mulping 

You and your buddy go out to a grave yard and dig up a woman that's about 2 weeks dead. She needs to not be rotted and dried up. Then you lay her out on the ground spread eagle with pants/panties removed. You place your mouth on her vaginal region and get your buddy to jump on her stomach. The flowing of the beautiful juices will commence. Swallow.

Yo we went mulpin last night. It was great.

Mulping by coalminer April 24, 2005

mumping

Brit slang for begging stuff, usually used to refer to policemen extracting low-value goods or services (cf. mooching)

Local businesses hated Constable Dixon; he was always coming round mumping free meals and cups of tea.

mumping by El Biero April 28, 2006