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a sexual act that may or may not be popular with trans women, according to Miranda Bellweather in Fucking Trans Women #0 muffing is the sexual act of penetrating one or both of the inguinal canals.
I LOVED muffing her last night
by censation December 14, 2010
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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When you get up in the morning and your eyes are crusted shut and you know you should not go on your phone but you do it anyway.
Dude, why are you muffing at 6:00 clock in the morning.
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by One off handle June 09, 2020
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forcefully placing the female genitals over the mouth/nose.
He needs a good muffing.
by BC Ted August 09, 2003
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A derogatory word used to describe simultaneous oral sex between two lesbians, often referred to as 69.
Susie hasn't gotten any all week. Tonight she's getting drunk and going out muffing.
by Mr Muff April 07, 2007
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Muffing is the new Mudding - since iPhone decides to auto correct everything!

- giggles
example: "Mo-reece is going muffing today in his friend's amazing Rubicon"
by Giggles124 April 08, 2013
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Long established Royal Navy slang for cunnilingus.
Alternative: Muff diving.
The bosun's mate got caught muffing a split (female) sailor in the cable locker.
by BandyE May 09, 2016
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