mummert

to pick up someone who is much younger than oneself. usually used in a derogatory fashion, in the manner of cradle robber. see manther and cougar.

i was going to go to 70's night at the club but i didn't want to get mummerted.

by terrythefunkjedi January 6, 2009

Bryan Mummert

An ok guy. He knows what other people want to do, and is very tolerant. Willing to try anything, and will do anything he can to help someone in need.

"I need some help Bryan Mummert"
"Ok"
"Bryan you're so cool :)"

by Wesker2236 February 3, 2010

Mommertz

A girl who can`t get enough of cats.

I can`t date a mommertz becasue I am alergic to cats.

by natenatenatenatenate August 5, 2012

MUMZERT

To insert your penis into an orifice for one stroke, ejaculate then not pull out for fear of abandonment.

The sex was blah he could only mumzert me then proceeded to fall asleep.

by Ranchgirls September 17, 2020

ur mummeth gayeth lolleth

Shakespeare's worst insult ever. Destroys you in an instant

*In Shakespearian time*
Shakespeare: ur mummeth gayeth lolleth
Romeo: *commits suicide*

by makinglunch May 11, 2018

Mummery

A person who likes to tell 'Ya Momma' jokes.

Person 1: Sorry for the yeasty smell.
Person 2: That is what Ya Momma said to me last night. Boo Yah!
Person 1: Man, you are a real Mummery.

by soilduck February 23, 2009

mummer

Someone who gets dressed up during the Christmas holidays and goes from house to house bumming drinks. A Newfoundland Tradition.

Any mummers 'loud in?

by Buddy Wasisname September 20, 2005