terrythefunkjedi's definitions

mummert

to pick up someone who is much younger than oneself. usually used in a derogatory fashion, in the manner of cradle robber. see manther and cougar.

i was going to go to 70's night at the club but i didn't want to get mummerted.

by terrythefunkjedi January 6, 2009

ass-vulture

one who takes advantage of pre-pukers sexually.
typically an action taken by frat boys as a last ditch effort to get laid.

do not invite chad to this party, last time i passed out, he was a real ass-vulture.

by terrythefunkjedi January 6, 2009