Mummet 

Word used by people who cant spell the word Muppet. and text steven.

Steven: Go down an NRG PHUK and yea im going over there.

Marcus: Yea you phuckin MUMMET dont phuk with the colonel

Mummet by pseudonymmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm October 3, 2008

Mummet 

Word used by retarded people who cant spell the word Muppet. and text steven.

Steven: Go down an NRG PHUK and yea im going over there.

Marcus: Yea you phuckin MUMMET dont phuk with the colonel

Mummet by pseudonymmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm October 6, 2008

Mumbet 

Mumbet is a philosophical and social construct first theorized in the Austrian capital of Vienna at the beginning of the 20th century, by world renowned theologian Mörtz Spesh.
Mumbet is a state of mind; a completeness of the soul. Once one has unlocked and can manipulate their inner Mumbet they transcend into a Mumbeteer.
A person with no Mumbet or unaware of their Mumbet is a "Marcello".

1) IS THAT A MUMBET?!

2) Give her the Mumbet.

3) “People are having a nice time here. You can drink baileys from a glass but you can’t drink it from a shoe”

4) Have you got a license to carry that Mumbet.

Mumbet by MörtzSpesh November 10, 2019

ur mummeth gayeth lolleth 

Shakespeare's worst insult ever. Destroys you in an instant

*In Shakespearian time*
Shakespeare: ur mummeth gayeth lolleth
Romeo: *commits suicide*

ur mummeth gayeth lolleth by makinglunch May 11, 2018

Mummery

A person who likes to tell 'Ya Momma' jokes.

Person 1: Sorry for the yeasty smell.
Person 2: That is what Ya Momma said to me last night. Boo Yah!
Person 1: Man, you are a real Mummery.

Mummery by soilduck February 23, 2009

mummer 

Someone who gets dressed up during the Christmas holidays and goes from house to house bumming drinks. A Newfoundland Tradition.

Any mummers 'loud in?

mummer by Buddy Wasisname September 20, 2005

Mummer 

A member of a travelling troupe of actors originally from the British Isles that performed seasonal folk plays. They occasionally perform in the streets, although their more usual style is house-to-house and in public centers. They are also known by other names (mostly regional) such as rhymers, pace-eggers, soulers, tipteerers, galoshins, and guisers.

The word & concept was recently brought back into American pop culture's attention with the 1997 release of Loreena Mckennitt's hit song "The Mummer's Dance" on her album The Book of Secrets.

Cindy: Oooh! This song is really nice! What's it called?

Hairstylist: Yeah, it's called "The Mummer's Dance". It's by Loreena Mckennitt.

Cindy: Ah. What's a mummer?

Hairstylist: I... don't know. I've never even heard the word before I listened to this song.

Genial Irishman: They're travelling actors, me fair lasses.

Cindy & Hairstylist: Oh... Like, awesome!

Mummer by Vampiro413 August 7, 2009