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Mummet

Word used by people who cant spell the word Muppet. and text steven.
Steven: Go down an NRG PHUK and yea im going over there.

Marcus: Yea you phuckin MUMMET dont phuk with the colonel
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Mummet

Word used by retarded people who cant spell the word Muppet. and text steven.
Steven: Go down an NRG PHUK and yea im going over there.

Marcus: Yea you phuckin MUMMET dont phuk with the colonel
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Mumbet

Mumbet is a philosophical and social construct first theorized in the Austrian capital of Vienna at the beginning of the 20th century, by world renowned theologian Mörtz Spesh.
Mumbet is a state of mind; a completeness of the soul. Once one has unlocked and can manipulate their inner Mumbet they transcend into a Mumbeteer.
A person with no Mumbet or unaware of their Mumbet is a "Marcello".
1) IS THAT A MUMBET?!

2) Give her the Mumbet.

3) “People are having a nice time here. You can drink baileys from a glass but you can’t drink it from a shoe”

4) Have you got a license to carry that Mumbet.
by MörtzSpesh November 10, 2019
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ur mummeth gayeth lolleth

Shakespeare's worst insult ever. Destroys you in an instant
*In Shakespearian time*
Shakespeare: ur mummeth gayeth lolleth
Romeo: *commits suicide*
by makinglunch May 11, 2018
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Mummery

A person who likes to tell 'Ya Momma' jokes.
Person 1: Sorry for the yeasty smell.
Person 2: That is what Ya Momma said to me last night. Boo Yah!
Person 1: Man, you are a real Mummery.
by soilduck February 23, 2009
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mummer

Someone who gets dressed up during the Christmas holidays and goes from house to house bumming drinks. A Newfoundland Tradition.
Any mummers 'loud in?
by Buddy Wasisname September 20, 2005
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Mummer

A member of a travelling troupe of actors originally from the British Isles that performed seasonal folk plays. They occasionally perform in the streets, although their more usual style is house-to-house and in public centers. They are also known by other names (mostly regional) such as rhymers, pace-eggers, soulers, tipteerers, galoshins, and guisers.

The word & concept was recently brought back into American pop culture's attention with the 1997 release of Loreena Mckennitt's hit song "The Mummer's Dance" on her album The Book of Secrets.
Cindy: Oooh! This song is really nice! What's it called?

Hairstylist: Yeah, it's called "The Mummer's Dance". It's by Loreena Mckennitt.

Cindy: Ah. What's a mummer?

Hairstylist: I... don't know. I've never even heard the word before I listened to this song.

Genial Irishman: They're travelling actors, me fair lasses.

Cindy & Hairstylist: Oh... Like, awesome!
by Vampiro413 August 7, 2009
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