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Philadelphia tradition: grown men dress like women and bums get wacked on drugs and booze, play banjos, tubas, and flutes while running through the streets causing mayhem. The mummers are divided by brigades, fancies, comics, gays, trannies, post and pre op transexuals. Mummers are known to take a full year to make thier costumes. Women are prohibited from becoming mummers. Sexual relations between the mummer men is commenplace as there judgement is often so impaired during the parade. Most mummers are Eagle fans.
I watched two drunken mummers blow each other on new years day!
mummers by A Palumbo September 4, 2007
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A group of lovely women in France who get together and refer to each other as Mummers.

To be taken light heartedly
Hello Mummers, I have a problem...
mummers by Proud Mummer September 9, 2016
A person who likes to tell 'Ya Momma' jokes.
Person 1: Sorry for the yeasty smell.
Person 2: That is what Ya Momma said to me last night. Boo Yah!
Person 1: Man, you are a real Mummery.
Mummery by soilduck February 23, 2009
Someone who gets dressed up during the Christmas holidays and goes from house to house bumming drinks. A Newfoundland Tradition.
Any mummers 'loud in?
mummer by Buddy Wasisname September 20, 2005
A member of a travelling troupe of actors originally from the British Isles that performed seasonal folk plays. They occasionally perform in the streets, although their more usual style is house-to-house and in public centers. They are also known by other names (mostly regional) such as rhymers, pace-eggers, soulers, tipteerers, galoshins, and guisers.

The word & concept was recently brought back into American pop culture's attention with the 1997 release of Loreena Mckennitt's hit song "The Mummer's Dance" on her album The Book of Secrets.
Cindy: Oooh! This song is really nice! What's it called?

Hairstylist: Yeah, it's called "The Mummer's Dance". It's by Loreena Mckennitt.

Cindy: Ah. What's a mummer?

Hairstylist: I... don't know. I've never even heard the word before I listened to this song.

Genial Irishman: They're travelling actors, me fair lasses.

Cindy & Hairstylist: Oh... Like, awesome!
Mummer by Vampiro413 August 7, 2009
titties; preferably big and rude.
You see that babe Amanda Wenk? Bitch got some big mammers.
mammers by Cole U October 30, 2007
1. The act of being a Mummer.
2. Someone who has just made a complete and utter fool of himself in public.
1. There is much Mummery on the streets on Paris.
2. Did he just say that? In front of everyone? My goodness he's made a right Mummery out of himself now
Mummery by webreakeasy May 26, 2006