mummeat 

your best friend's mom's vagina

"Dude, your mom has some nice mummeat."

"...dude."

mummeat by iamtron April 20, 2009

ur mummeth gayeth lolleth 

Shakespeare's worst insult ever. Destroys you in an instant

*In Shakespearian time*
Shakespeare: ur mummeth gayeth lolleth
Romeo: *commits suicide*

ur mummeth gayeth lolleth by makinglunch May 11, 2018

mummert 

to pick up someone who is much younger than oneself. usually used in a derogatory fashion, in the manner of cradle robber. see manther and cougar.

i was going to go to 70's night at the club but i didn't want to get mummerted.

mummert by terrythefunkjedi January 6, 2009

mammeata puella

a girl with big titties.
but in latin.

Mammeata puella vidi!
Translation: I see a girl with big titties.

mammeata puella by Bexxxtuhh January 30, 2008

Bryan Mummert 

An ok guy. He knows what other people want to do, and is very tolerant. Willing to try anything, and will do anything he can to help someone in need.

"I need some help Bryan Mummert"
"Ok"
"Bryan you're so cool :)"

Bryan Mummert by Wesker2236 February 3, 2010

Mummet 

Word used by people who cant spell the word Muppet. and text steven.

Steven: Go down an NRG PHUK and yea im going over there.

Marcus: Yea you phuckin MUMMET dont phuk with the colonel

Mummet by pseudonymmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm October 3, 2008

Mummet 

Word used by retarded people who cant spell the word Muppet. and text steven.

Steven: Go down an NRG PHUK and yea im going over there.

Marcus: Yea you phuckin MUMMET dont phuk with the colonel

Mummet by pseudonymmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm October 6, 2008