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To insert your penis into an orifice for one stroke, ejaculate then not pull out for fear of abandonment.
The sex was blah he could only mumzert me then proceeded to fall asleep.
by Therapistcombover September 17, 2020
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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