Mumbert

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Hartfordian slang that is used to refer to people as idiots or fools

Person 1: this guy was on his phone playing clash of clans and almost t-boned me today!
Person 2: What a fucking mumbert, dude!

Mumbert by Dawndolphin December 24, 2023

Words you can keep

Mumbet

Mumbet is a philosophical and social construct first theorized in the Austrian capital of Vienna at the beginning of the 20th century, by world renowned theologian Mörtz Spesh.
Mumbet is a state of mind; a completeness of the soul. Once one has unlocked and can manipulate their inner Mumbet they transcend into a Mumbeteer.
A person with no Mumbet or unaware of their Mumbet is a "Marcello".

1) IS THAT A MUMBET?!

2) Give her the Mumbet.

3) “People are having a nice time here. You can drink baileys from a glass but you can’t drink it from a shoe”

4) Have you got a license to carry that Mumbet.

Mumbet by MörtzSpesh November 10, 2019

Related Words

Mumbert • Mumber • memberton • membertou • Mombert • MuBertastic • mumberfuck • Mumberlaaa! • Mumbet • mummert

MUMZERT

To insert your penis into an orifice for one stroke, ejaculate then not pull out for fear of abandonment.

The sex was blah he could only mumzert me then proceeded to fall asleep.

MUMZERT by Ranchgirls September 17, 2020

memberton

Pet name for a huge throbbin'cock

"Then Bob whipped out Mr. memberton and smacked that drunk with it!"

memberton by Air-eye February 11, 2006

Mumber

Person addicted to saying stuff about mums,and that they are an idiot

'I slept with yo mom'
'Shut up you mumber!'

Mumber by heskey_is_bun March 9, 2014

membertou

a community within the boundries of Sydney ..Its beautiful people and the cleaniness keeps bringing back people from around the world .

membertou trade centre

membertou by mb2 May 16, 2007

Mumberlaaa!

When someone is afraid to say what they want, so they mumble it. The person nearest to them then shouts "Mumberlaaa" in their face.

Or when someone is saying something you don't agree with but you have no real argument and resort to shouting it in their face, claiming you cant hear what there saying.

Teacher: WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING!!
Guy: Errrm, I was just, errm nothing its, I was..
Guy sat next to him: MUMBERLAAA!!

Mumberlaaa! by GyratingJack August 28, 2010

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026