muffintot 

something you call your ex to make it less awkward when you comment on your shared "now single status" on facecheese

MR ExBoyfriend is single.

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ExGirlfriend: "congratzzz muffintots!"

muffintot by ExGal May 7, 2011

Muffinbutton

A button that when pushed produces a muffin without any real purpose. The button to the left of the red one and right of the blue one.

Hey, Goku, where'd you get that muffin?

Muffinbutton.

But, I, I didn't install a muffinbutton.

Then... where'd I get this muffin?

Muffinbutton by elemenda October 15, 2011

muffinteer 

The group name of DreamWasTaken, GeorgeNotFound, BadBoyHallo, and SapNap. This group is most commonly seen in the Speedrunner vs. 3 Hunter videos.

Bbh: we’re the muffinteers

George: I do not approve of being called the muffinteers

muffinteer by RatNotFound August 13, 2020

Muffinboat 

When a guy (or girl) is so hot you would let them motorboat your muff.

Damn Enrique is looking fine, he could muffinboat! Or as a noun... Damn Enrique is looking fine, what a muffinboat!

Muffinboat by Galgotgame June 15, 2017

Muffintops 

The tasty top-part of the muffin, usually containing the most chocolate chips, blueberries, etc.

Let's have a picnic and eat muffintops guys!

Muffintops by Stina Shall and the Lyme Ninja March 11, 2009

Muffinious

A person who is shaped like or looks like a muffin.

"Mrs Lifeld is quite muffinious!" said Mr Luke and Mr Rizvi.

Muffinious by Ashmit February 13, 2019

muffintop

The effect of a fat girl wearing jeans tight enough to make the fat around her waist spill over the top of her jeans.

Usually noticed because the offender's clothing reveals their midriff.

Don't look, but there is muffintop behind you on the esclator.

muffintop by ryan March 24, 2004