Muffintopism

The new fashion craze sweeping poverty stricken cities worldwide, where young women who make babies end up in a welfare induced state, wearing the undersized clothes they have left over from their promiscuous, childless, highschool days. The result being that their gut fat is squeezed downwards to their pant line, where it becomes sandwiched between two tight areas resulting in protrusion. A process very similar to the formation of mountains between continental plates.

"MY GOD... Muffintopism has taken over our city! Get the president and Jenny Craig on speed dial!"

by NightRider5oh June 5, 2015

Muffintops

The tasty top-part of the muffin, usually containing the most chocolate chips, blueberries, etc.

Let's have a picnic and eat muffintops guys!

by Stina Shall and the Lyme Ninja March 11, 2009

muffintops

The part upper part of the buttocks that are exposed when wearing low riding jeans or pants.

When these fat chicks wear pants too tight and their ass gets pushed up out the top of the waist band.

Yo, your muffintops are showing.

by Randy (muffinman) October 28, 2007

Muffintops

Excess nasty (fat rolls) hanging over one's pants in the love handle region.

"Damn look at Richard Muffintops she looks like a whore today!"

by ILoveYourMothersVagina April 24, 2008