ryan's definitions

hateself

The state at which you have no control over whether you like yourself or not. You don't care whether you live or die. You don't care whether others live or die. You don't care about much at all.

I'm in a really hateself mood today. I kind of don't want to live anymore.

by ryan November 7, 2004

Brick dick

Slang for the "Mechanical Engineering Engineering Mechanics" (MEEM) building at Michigan Technological University.

I have to get to the brick dick for class.

by Ryan March 13, 2004

moots

meaning mouth, to get hit in the mouth.

"he got bruked in his moots guy"

by Ryan November 1, 2004

Crooked Fence

A sexual position. Another modified Wobbly H. A group orgy, where the first and last members are guys. Thus, creating 2 fence posts, which have crooked girls (fence beams) in between them. Patented from the Wobbly H club, Overland Park, KS chapter in association with Las Vegas, NV chapter.

"Those girls fell victim to the crooked fence."

by Ryan January 20, 2004

green

when u did somebody wrong(like u are mean)

man dawg u green for dropin that water on my girlfriend.

by ryan December 13, 2003

Nike

A brand of shoe that is worn by everyone because of MJ. They are made by underpaid Indonesian children.

person 1-Wanna hear a joke?

person 2-Sure

person 1- How much does it cost for 4,000 children to make a pair of NIKE shoes?

person 2-I don't know.

person 1-NONE!!! ALL YOU NEED IS A WHIP!!!

Person 1 & 2- hahahahahahaha

by Ryan June 30, 2004

Alt + F4

Often used to discourage n00bs, this is often said while playing a game or talking in a chat room. Usually results in never seeing the n00b again.

n00b: I JUST WON A GAME!
Player: Press Alt + F4 please.
<n00b> has left the game.

by RyaN February 19, 2003