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n. A girl who is hot, except for her (but her, butter) face.
If J.Lo had her face torn apart by wild dogs, people would call her a butter face.
by Ryan November 11, 2002

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Intellectual activity that serves no practical purpose.
We debated and created a perfect system of government, but it was all just mental masturbation, really.
by Ryan February 17, 2005

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Having a girl lick your asshole while giving you a hand job.
"The orchestra of fucking sounded much better with that Rusty Trombone."
by Ryan May 24, 2004

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The distance one can reach without leaving the couch or sofa.
That job is too far; it's not within couching distance.

I can't reach the remote control because it's not in couching distance.
by Ryan November 27, 2004

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A girl that is willing to be treated like a doormat or booty call. She is a girl that will allow guys to do whatever they want with her and will just wait for them to 'holla back' at them.
Jermaine fools around with Aisha. Thinking he likes her, she waits around for him to make contact with her again.
by Ryan April 12, 2005

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1) Pornographic material
2) Roman numeral for 30
3) Three strikes in a row in bowling; turkey
4) A terrible movie starring Vin Diesel
5) Signifying "straight-edge"
1) Dude, that's some wack xxx!
2) Dude, my favorite number is XXX!
3) Dude, I bowled a XXX!
4) Dude, I hate that movie, xXx!
5) Dude, he doesn't do drugs, he's XXX!
by Ryan May 03, 2004

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Full name is Hillary Rodham Clinton. Someone that Eminem apparently doesn't like too much.
"...Hillary Clinton tried to slap me and call me a pervert; I ripped her fuckin tonsils out and fed her sherbert BITCH!"
by Ryan November 18, 2004

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