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my homeboy or best friend; usually used when the person in question hooks you up with a sweet deal
My main man just hooked me up with courtside seats to the Knicks.
by ryan September 11, 2004
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A mantis type shrimp that lives in the ocean. It is a very creepy animal that you never want to tangle with.

There are two different types of mantis shrimp. One has a a hammer like claw, while the other has sharp claws that dig into your leg muscles. They are known to smash aquariums with their elbows.
BAM! I just got stabbed by a mantis shrimp. Now I'm dead.
by ryan April 16, 2004
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Master Cheif is a fictional character featured in the video games Halo: Combat Evolved and Halo 2, and the novels Halo: The Fall of Reach, Halo: The Flood, and Halo: First Strike.
The Master Cheif is the only person that can save earth along with the help of the last marines on earth.

;genetically and cybernetically augmented warrior designed to put down rebels and insurgents within the United Nations Space Command.

7' tall and weighs approximately 1,000 pounds in full battle armor. He is approximately forty-one years old at the time of the events of Halo: Combat Evolved (2552). Between Halo: Combat Evolved and Halo 2, the Chief's armor is upgraded from MJOLNIR Mark V to Mark VI. Both iterations of the armor include a helmet with reflective visor so the face of the Chief is never seen: in spite he is seen removing his helmet once in each game, the camera view always conceals the Master Chief's face from the viewers. Master Chief is voiced by Steve Downes in both Halo: Combat Evolved and Halo 2.
Marine to Master Cheif: "We called for reinforcments, but we did'nt expect A Spartan!"
by ryan June 14, 2006
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A town in Massachusetts that is "special", filled with old people and stupid skater kids who dress like they are black. Home to the shittiest school district in the world.
Kid - You live in Mattapoisett
Kid - That Sucks
by ryan April 02, 2005
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mom behind me. Used in AIM to tell the perosn your mom or some one else is behind you and to keep converstion clean.
Bill: Lets smoke that weed on Saturday

Bob: MBM

Bill: wat you doin this weekend?
by ryan March 11, 2005
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The outer rim of a nipple

A very smart man named Ryan McHugh invented this word back in the late 1800's it has been used ever since and will never die.
by ryan September 28, 2004
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