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Muffketeer 

A man willing to fuck any muff no matter the color, stench, amount of hair, seepage or venereal diseases.
Damn, did you hear Blake fucked Harli?" "Gross.... What a Muffketeer.
Muffketeer by MegaDilldozer August 30, 2010
when a large polar bear eats a lot of animals out in the woods he starts to become enomrous and explodes
Steven OMFG, i saw a gawddamn muffiner yesterday it was the coolest shit ever !
muffiner by H.P. Browning October 5, 2008

MuffinBear

A high maintenance, typically spoiled person who has a sweet personality and loves sex and cuddling.
Kelsea is such a MuffinBear.

Her new boyfriend is a total MuffinBear.
MuffinBear by Red dog1 August 27, 2020

muffinizer 

A muffinizer is anyone who knows how to get down and party. The word originated in Chico from various sophomores in college at parties. If you are a muffinizer, you can dance, drink, and socialize well.
"Lets invite Stuart to our party, he is a really muffinizer"
muffinizer by chola August 6, 2012

muffineer 

A girl so loose with her sexual proclivities that she could fit the top of a muffin into her vagina simply by sitting on it.
Dang, she was with Bob last week, but yesterday I saw her leaving Dan's place. That girl is a total muffineer!
muffineer by epilepticmozzy February 27, 2010

Muffeteer 

Any female of the dyke persuasion who's love and lust for muff surpasses that of denim jackets, horses, sneaker boots and even life itself.
Rosie O'Donnell, Rachel Maddow, and Whoopi Goldberg are commonly referred to as the three muffeteers in recognition of their distinct service and outstanding valor in their efforts for the liberation and consumption of muff in France.
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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