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Muffketeer 

A man willing to fuck any muff no matter the color, stench, amount of hair, seepage or venereal diseases.
Damn, did you hear Blake fucked Harli?" "Gross.... What a Muffketeer.
Muffketeer by MegaDilldozer August 30, 2010
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Steven OMFG, i saw a gawddamn muffiner yesterday it was the coolest shit ever !
muffiner by H.P. Browning October 5, 2008

MuffinBear

A high maintenance, typically spoiled person who has a sweet personality and loves sex and cuddling.
Kelsea is such a MuffinBear.

Her new boyfriend is a total MuffinBear.
MuffinBear by Red dog1 August 27, 2020

muffinizer 

A muffinizer is anyone who knows how to get down and party. The word originated in Chico from various sophomores in college at parties. If you are a muffinizer, you can dance, drink, and socialize well.
"Lets invite Stuart to our party, he is a really muffinizer"
muffinizer by chola August 6, 2012

muffineer 

A girl so loose with her sexual proclivities that she could fit the top of a muffin into her vagina simply by sitting on it.
Dang, she was with Bob last week, but yesterday I saw her leaving Dan's place. That girl is a total muffineer!
muffineer by epilepticmozzy February 27, 2010

Muffeteer 

Any female of the dyke persuasion who's love and lust for muff surpasses that of denim jackets, horses, sneaker boots and even life itself.
Rosie O'Donnell, Rachel Maddow, and Whoopi Goldberg are commonly referred to as the three muffeteers in recognition of their distinct service and outstanding valor in their efforts for the liberation and consumption of muff in France.