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is the rapidly spreading disese that makes one addicted to muffins..worse than any type of drug. Muffintitus can make you bankrupt from spending all your money on muffins. Usually the top of the muffin is wanted the most.

Whoa..i just looked at that damn muffin and caught muffintitus.

muffintitus by jen nishimura May 4, 2008

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muffintitus

Whoa..i just looked at that damn muffin and caught muffintitus.

muffintitus by jen nish May 5, 2008

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Muffinious

A person who is shaped like or looks like a muffin.

"Mrs Lifeld is quite muffinious!" said Mr Luke and Mr Rizvi.

Muffinious by Ashmit February 13, 2019

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muffinious

a dickhead with no life

muffinious should die in a hole

muffinious by mikael pervez May 1, 2019

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Muffinious

A person who is shaped like a muffin

Ariana Grande is not muffinious

Muffinious by Ashmit February 13, 2019

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Muffintits

A cute girl (usually smaller) with perfectly proportioned, round, perky breasts.

Did you see what she was wearing today? Trying to hide them perfect little muffintits.

Muffintits by theoddsmaker February 17, 2009

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Muffinious

A fat old lady that annoys everyone and is a waste of space

She is messed

Muffinious can go suck my balls

Muffinious by Ashmit. April 21, 2019

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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