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muffintitus

is the rapidly spreading disese that makes one addicted to muffins..worse than any type of drug. Muffintitus can make you bankrupt from spending all your money on muffins. Usually the top of the muffin is wanted the most.
Whoa..i just looked at that damn muffin and caught muffintitus.
muffintitus by jen nishimura May 4, 2008
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muffintitus

is the rapidly spreading disese that makes one addicted to muffins..worse than any type of drug. Muffintitus can make you bankrupt from spending all your money on muffins. Usually the top of the muffin is wanted the most.
Whoa..i just looked at that damn muffin and caught muffintitus.
muffintitus by jen nish May 5, 2008

Muffinious

A person who is shaped like or looks like a muffin.
"Mrs Lifeld is quite muffinious!" said Mr Luke and Mr Rizvi.
Muffinious by Ashmit February 13, 2019

muffinious

muffinious should die in a hole
muffinious by mikael pervez May 1, 2019

Muffinious

A person who is shaped like a muffin
Muffinious by Ashmit February 13, 2019

Muffintits 

A cute girl (usually smaller) with perfectly proportioned, round, perky breasts.
Did you see what she was wearing today? Trying to hide them perfect little muffintits.
Muffintits by theoddsmaker February 17, 2009

Muffinious

A fat old lady that annoys everyone and is a waste of space

She is messed
Muffinious can go suck my balls
Muffinious by Ashmit. April 21, 2019
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