Muffintology

A faux religion dictating humping bookbags as a sport, drawing Sharpie on your arms is art, doing stupid dances in public is cool, the crazier the outfit the better, wearing things that don't match is a fashion statement, kaleidoscopes are awesome, food rocks out loud and your mission in life is to freak people out, become a success on your own terms & not hurting too many people along the way.

Muffintology motto: Freaking the norms out is cool but the REAL challenge is to freak out the weirdos too!

by Muffin Kaleidoscope Sex Bunny January 11, 2008

Muffinologist

One who studies muffins and their behavioural patterns.

Berry's daddy is a muffinologist

by Not Berry2K, no really December 11, 2003

Muffinology

Muffinology is the study and religion of Muffin's and worshiping The Glorious Muffin Man, for he will return and reign down upon us the most delicious flavor of Muffin ever to be revealed. To the Blueberry, Chocolate Chip, Banana Nut, and Cranberry Nut, Baken.

I went to study Muffinology and brought my basket of Muffins with me.

by Pope of Muffinology February 24, 2009

Muffinology

The study of the muff. Study of the pussy

Ron is the professor of Muffinology 101.

by Mark September 21, 2004

muffintrilogy

vagina =cum+3 times.

She going to do the dirty on me.But she missing out on licklashing with my muffintrilogy.

by oxocubes1 October 13, 2011