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Muffintology 

A faux religion dictating humping bookbags as a sport, drawing Sharpie on your arms is art, doing stupid dances in public is cool, the crazier the outfit the better, wearing things that don't match is a fashion statement, kaleidoscopes are awesome, food rocks out loud and your mission in life is to freak people out, become a success on your own terms & not hurting too many people along the way.
Muffintology motto: Freaking the norms out is cool but the REAL challenge is to freak out the weirdos too!
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Muffinologist 

One who studies muffins and their behavioural patterns.
Berry's daddy is a muffinologist

Muffinology 

Muffinology is the study and religion of Muffin's and worshiping The Glorious Muffin Man, for he will return and reign down upon us the most delicious flavor of Muffin ever to be revealed. To the Blueberry, Chocolate Chip, Banana Nut, and Cranberry Nut, Baken.
I went to study Muffinology and brought my basket of Muffins with me.
Muffinology by Pope of Muffinology February 24, 2009

Muffinology 

The study of the muff. Study of the pussy
Ron is the professor of Muffinology 101.
Muffinology by Mark September 21, 2004

muffintrilogy 

vagina =cum+3 times.
She going to do the dirty on me.But she missing out on licklashing with my muffintrilogy.
muffintrilogy by oxocubes1 October 13, 2011
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026