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cincinnati mud whistle 

A Cincinnati Mud Whistle is when you shove the top part of a bottle into a girl's ass and she farts. The fart blows air into the bottle making the whistle sound. While doing this she must wear a train conductor's hat.
I met this girl down in OTR who let me give her a Cincinnati Mud Whistle with a Moerlein bottle I picked up in the alley. She said it wasn't going to be wet but she lied.

Mud whistle 

Mud whistle, also known as "asshole" is just another term for your chocolate starfish.

Comes from the movie "Shallow Hal"
"Jesus, I think I ate to much taco bell yesterday, my mud whistle is bleeding"
Mud whistle by Massivo December 16, 2004

mud whistle 

that chick has an onion booty that could make a grown man cry. Im trying to stick it in her mud whistle.
mud whistle by dougherty sean November 28, 2009

Rusted Mud Whistle 

A crusty penis that wasn’t washed after anal sex the night before.

- Commonly associated with symptoms of the DingleBear.
After a night of Fireball shots and disorganized, loose fitting anal sex with the missus, Baxter woke up with a Rusted Mud Whistle.
Rusted Mud Whistle by BangkokBobby February 28, 2019

african mud whistle 

When a white female is fucked by more than 2 black men, making it seam like she is whistle you could stick your cock in anywhere.
John: Allie was african mud whistled last night by Jerone, Geraldo and Ken
Mike: HAHA! That stupid slut really loves the 12 inch nigger cock! I hope they had fun on the bitch!
african mud whistle by Dumby August 4, 2007

African Mud Whistle 

When a nude man or woman stands up and begins to take a shit. Their partner grabs the turd before it hits the ground and begins "oral sex" on the turd.
Kimmy felt sick after giving jared an african mud whistle..
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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