Definitions by Massivo

Mud whistle 

Mud whistle, also known as "asshole" is just another term for your chocolate starfish.

Comes from the movie "Shallow Hal"

"Jesus, I think I ate to much taco bell yesterday, my mud whistle is bleeding"

Mud whistle by Massivo December 16, 2004

Rusty BeanBag 

When men wipe their butts towards their penis, but catch there bag on the way. Thus creating the look of a Rusty Bean Bag

"Man I can't believe I wiped the wrong way again, now my bean bag is all rusty!!!"

Rusty BeanBag by Massivo December 13, 2004

tarpit 

When females wipe there butt towards their Vagina. Thus creating a Tarpit.

"Man, I think Christy gave herself a tarpit"

tarpit by Massivo December 12, 2004