A term used when you can't find any of your bitches. Make them crawl to you by screaming "HAL".
Where are my bitches?

Try screaming "Hal"
by Juicylmao November 22, 2016
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A sweet amazing guy who I wish would notice me. He is sucha hottie,sweet,smart,athletic, and me and him have had a lot of special moments. He just needs to see whats right in front of him.
by traveler13 July 19, 2011
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There was an interesting article on HALS in this month's issue of the New England Journal of Medicine.

When Jerry Lewis retires, we have a deal with the networks to do an annual Labour Day HALS telethon.

More people die from AIDS, but more suffer with HALS.

No more whiskey and Thai food for me. I've got the HALS and it hurts bad.
by D. W. Floyd March 17, 2008
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short for HAL 9000, the killer computer from 2001: A Space Odyssey.
Some Dude: I'm gonna wrtie a better definition, HAL.
Me: I'm afraid I can't let you do that.
by Shawn E. June 23, 2003
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Acronym for," Hero Arrives Last".
Where is the guest of honour?
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a person who so plain and uninteresting, so mind blowingly boring, that it makes one want to incorporate their name into songs whenever you happen to be singing.
"Oh the weather outside is frightful, but the Hal is so delightful...."
by Sugarbean Roadhousen December 27, 2011
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