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A mud shark is any white girl who, due to peculiarities in her psyche, dates only black men. There are two distinct types of mud sharks:

Type I Mud Sharks (the most common) are fat girls with little or no education who, rather than dating a white guy from the bottom of the heap, go for a mid range or low-end black man.

Type II Mud Sharks (less common) are good-looking girls (usually blonde) who are trying to make a statement by dating a black man. Usually type II's are trying to make daddy mad.
Man, yo' mamma's so ugly she could be a type I mud shark. How's your brother Tyrone doing?
by The Real Jack Jones January 30, 2007
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This is a female that wants to crush her father's hopes and dreams, so she exclusively dates black men and makes a lot of noise when accomodating the licorice stick. This type of chick either winds up dead, or with five oreo cookies and welfare money, which the fathers will spend on additional booze, whores, and drugs. It is a vicious cycle.

"Man, that's too bad about Harold's daughters turning into mud sharks. I wonder what made them so angry?" "Well, he was always out killing bambi or getting smashed while they were growing up." "Oh, I see. What a crying shame."

by running out of patience April 17, 2008
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A mud shark is a Caucasian woman who dates/marries black men, to spite her friends and/or family, either consciously or subconsciously. She may not even be aware she's doing it, yet she takes a perverse pleasure in how liberal and open she is.
Donna is a good person, but she's such a mud shark she won't even date a white guy.
by terri71 June 12, 2012
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A white woman (typically bleached-blonde, overweight and trashy)who almost exclusivly dates black men.
We don't stand a chance here Dude, this place is full of mud sharks.
by Lamont October 28, 2003
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a big fat white chic that goes out lookin for black men to ride.
That ho over there is a mud shark.
by orenthal james simpson November 05, 2002
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Mud Shark: Noun. A caucasian female who thinks she is black. Traits - Tattoos on the thighs and/or neck region. Tight spiral curls hairsprayed to the forehead. Fluent in Ebonics. Tends to move head side to side and snap fingers while speaking. Always cusses and swears in every sentence. Avid fan of rap/hip-hop music. Can be found walking the emergency lanes on major highways.
There's that Mud Shark hitchhiking again... With a bottle of gin in her hand and a cigarette in her mouth. HOLLA!
by Drew Dat Brees June 21, 2012
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n. 1. Non-black girl who strictly sleeps with black men.
2. Kim Kardashian.
1: That mud shark posed naked in playboy. And she let some
black dude pee in her mouth.
2: What a nasty whore!
by Bruce Jenner December 16, 2007
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