BangkokBobby's definitions

Hanoi Handjob

A relatively affordable professional handjob with tiny, delecate Asian hands.

After one night in Bangkok and a bottle of Fireball, Baxter stumbled into an Asian massage parlor. From there Baxter received a free cup of hot tea, a hot steamed towel and Hanoi Handjob for 150 Thai Baht ($4.73 US Dollars)

by BangkokBobby February 28, 2019

Shutter Butter

A frothy, cream-like substance located on the labial cliff of the female genitalia.
-Generally occurs after long pumping sex.

Baxter was churning that shutter butter all night long.

by BangkokBobby March 1, 2019

Dinglebear

A large unmanageable dingleberry.

Baxter thought he was dealing with a dingleberry when in fact he unleashed a dinglebear.

by BangkokBobby February 26, 2019

Rusted Mud Whistle

A crusty penis that wasn’t washed after anal sex the night before.

- Commonly associated with symptoms of the DingleBear.

After a night of Fireball shots and disorganized, loose fitting anal sex with the missus, Baxter woke up with a Rusted Mud Whistle.

by BangkokBobby February 28, 2019

Russian Trout Boss

A seedy middle aged bald male of Russian descent that runs the illegal fish trade at the Genesee River Gorge in Rochester New York.
- Primarily deals with salmon but the street name “trout boss” is used as an alias.

Baxter had to settle a debt with the Russian Trout Boss so he didn’t get whacked.

by BangkokBobby February 28, 2019