starfish

the small cross shape made by the sphincter muscle or the clenching of the arsehole, sometimes called the 'ringpiece' or the 'rusty sheriff's badge'
when he was licking her cunt in the '69' position,he had a close-up view of her'chocolate starfish'
by scotsbuff November 24, 2003
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A girl that has no talent or technique for sex. That is, she just lays there spreed out dead in the water, like a starfish.
I'm never seeing her again she was a complete starfish.
by LePerk August 07, 2009
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why is my starfish so sore?
by tina November 05, 2002
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The crime ring is starfishing far and wide.
by uttam maharjan March 28, 2012
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During sex, a person who lays face down, legs and arms spread (like a starfish) and takes it from behind, not moving, making no noise, exerting no effort, and leaving all the work up to the other person. Usually the starfish is gay and a total bottom who cares little about who is fucking them, instead just wanting to take it like a bitch from behind.
That guy I picked up last night was the worst lay ever; he was a total starfish.
by ozoutofwater November 14, 2007
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Retarded, brain-dead, end users.
AKA BDU's (Brain dead users).

Named so because starfish have no brain and only one orifice.
This starfish on the phone just asked me where the 'any' key is.
by VIPERsssss January 19, 2005
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(v) A female with five guys position their fallacies five strategic locations. One in the mouth. One in the vagina. On in the anus and one in each hand. If the hands get tired, they are then moved into the ear, which is termed the Modified Starfish.

I got starfished this weekend. My arms got tired, so we needed to switch to modified starfish.

Does it make me gay if I help starfish a girl this past weekend? I wan't even drunk.
by P Devlin March 12, 2008
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