"Jesus, I think I ate to much taco bell yesterday, my mud whistle is bleeding"

I've been jabbed

that chick has an onion booty that could make a grown man cry. Im trying to stick it in her mud whistle.

Hey mudwhistle, lets go to the pub and grab a few pints.

Hey, did you mudwhistle Steve? I heard it while making a sammich last night.

Yo Mudwhistle !!!! Get your tounge out of that Ho's ass and get a job.

Oh My God...did Mudwhistle really use a baby wipe to clean that chicks ass before he ate it.

Does Mudwhistle really carry around baby wipes just in case he picks up a female at the bar?