moufed 

A piece of shit that doesn't have any friends. Plays Minecraft all day hoping to find herobrine

You heard moufed is still looking for herobrine in Minecraft, I know he's been looking for 5 years

moufed by Weed420blazeitXDDDD January 13, 2018

Moused 

To be tampered with or eaten by a rodent(s).

Those Doritos have been moused. Don't eat that, its been moused. Oh shit, the couch has been moused!

Moused by Wisker Biscuit June 6, 2009

moffed 

Extremely aggrivated, angry, annoyed, and/or dissapointed in any given situation.

It's miffed to the 100th power.

(Often used in conjunction with variations of the word 'fuck')

"That guy just cut me off, and I'm so fucking moffed up right now!"

"I was about to break up with my girl, but she dumped me first. Moffed me the fuck up!!!"

moffed by lazyeye78 July 16, 2008

Moufid

Beneficial
Good to have around

Smart and intelligent

The guy everyone likes
Strong and masculine

You are such a moufid

Moufid by Ur man17642 May 25, 2018

mouffed em 

To get hit really hard or to shut someone up.

Jamal and Cherri were arguein and she cocked back and mouffed em.

or

-when u are observing an arguement and one of the two parties says a snappy or quitck witted comeback it is appropriate to yell "MOUFFED EM!"

mouffed em by K-roc March 16, 2007

moofed 

1. To be bumped off-line for no apparent reason. Expression said to be derived from the acronym “moof” = modem operation foul-up.

2. To be plagued by a mythical creature called a moofie which causes modem and other network problems.

When John suddenly disappeared from chat, we assumed he had been moofed.

moofed by Zabad July 24, 2005

mousedaddy 

The act of shoving a tube in your anus and putting a mouse down the tube, letting the mouse crawl into your anus and letting it die.

He performed the mousedaddy last night.

mousedaddy by GayBoyFaggot May 31, 2018