moofed

1. To be bumped off-line for no apparent reason. Expression said to be derived from the acronym “moof” = modem operation foul-up.

2. To be plagued by a mythical creature called a moofie which causes modem and other network problems.

When John suddenly disappeared from chat, we assumed he had been moofed.

by Zabad July 24, 2005

Moof

Moof; _moo-f_ - verb. To not deploy one's parachute in warzone

Fuck sake Ian, did you Moof again?

by Reggiestair September 23, 2020

Moofe

the act of someone or something being a jerk, or a prick.Usually directed towards men.

1) Man why is he acting like such a moofe?????

2) Quit being a moofe man!!!

by john jacob hyper shmit June 11, 2009

moof

Master Of Organised Fun

"This night out has Moof written all over it."
"Yer it is really well organised."

by number16 April 10, 2013

moof, moof!

1) an expression of self-disgust in one's actions.

Circa 1984. "Moof, Moof!" was exclaimed by a friend after exhausting all efforts to find a word to discribe his embarassment after his inability to complete a rather simple task.

The waiter exclaimed, "Moof, moof!" as the tray of glasses he was carrying fell to the ground.

by YTBOY April 16, 2004

moof

The bark of a dogcow.

Clarus says "moof"

by finder_error September 17, 2002

moof

a combination of the words mood and oof. Describes when one's mood is that expressed by the word "oof"

Having school today with this much snow really put me in a moof.

by merper00 January 05, 2018