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When i buy an exclusive outfit im considered moofed. swagg
Moofed by jude telfort July 27, 2011
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moofed • Moofed out: • Moosed • mooked • moofer • mooged • Moffed • mooned • Moofe • moored
When a girl promises/offers a guy sexual favors over the internet, usually via AIM or another instant messenger, but never makes good on it.
Guy 1: "Why the long face?"
Guy 2: "Shannon never came through..."
Guy 1: "Oh dude, you got moofed"
Moofed by MrTryker July 15, 2010

Moofed out: 

(1)One who is inherantly lazy and witout motivation(2) to be complacent.
(3)An obese peson who consumes large proportions of food and drinks, who makes no attempts at changing thier behavior.(4)resembling a cow.
She is very moofed out, she hasn't moved an inch today!
He is so moofed out, he doesn't care about anyting.
That lady was so moofed out, she was nearly 500 pounds!
Moofed out: by namllrn April 27, 2004
The underhanded tactic of getting what you want when the cat is away.
When you get asked out for "coffee" and realise its not for an actual coffee.....You've been Moosed!

stacy moored 

To really fuck something up in a way only a rock star can do.
Me "Dude! What happened last night? Shit went sideways..."

Rock star "I stacy moored it and pissed my girl off on her birthday!"
stacy moored by demon shits February 15, 2014

Roger Moored 

The act of sexual intercorse

or

" To Bone "
Dude, what happen with that bitch last night !

Vic: Oh yeah i fucking Roger Moored that bitch good !
Roger Moored by cooking vest November 26, 2009
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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