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Asumed means you think about something without knowing what the real answer is
I assumed we were having a test today
assumed by Stephinie December 6, 2017
A way to fill in a blank or empty space.
They assumed he didn't already know about it.

The guy/girl assumed the powerful role in the company when the other guy/girl was forced out and lost his/her home.
assumed by The Original Agahnim November 28, 2021

Assumed Single 

After a long relationship and you get left on “read”; thus insinuating the relationship is over
Wow, Adam’s girl left him on read after a 2 year relationship. He’s assumed single now!

assumed cinematographic innocence 

The assumption made that if there is a camera person filming it, anything being done is completely innocent.
Guy 1 - Hey man, look over there! That guy is totally stabbing that person!
Guy 2 - Don't worry man. They have a camera and stuff. It is probably just for some show or movie.
Narrator - Here we see Guy 2 demonstrating assumed cinematographic innocence while a real murder is being filmed.

Rest Assured 

A phrase that is utilized to express positiveness, a guarantee, or just general "knowing" of a person, subject, or event.
Jake: "Was the party at TJ's really as cool as everyone said it was?"
Dre: "Hell yeah man. Everyone was having a good time."
Jake: "Man, for real? And I missed it?!"
Dre: "Rest Assured Jake. You missed more than you'll ever know..."
Rest Assured by stunna3098 October 9, 2011
assume = to make an 'ass' out of 'u' and 'me'.
Assume by nina October 21, 2003
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Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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