Definitions by lazyeye78

techanic

n.

Anyone who works with or has expertise in anything technical. Techanics, much like their sibling the 'mechanic', are placed in situations of similar power with regards to screwing you over monetarily without you even knowing.

Most of us have a techanic we go to that we can trust when we have questions about building a website, or buying a computer so when we go shopping we won't get gouged on the prices.

I went to best buy to purchase a new computer, but the techanic up there just kept trying to sell me features I didn't think I needed, and quoted me a $2999 on a new basic system!

Josh, my techanic, says Web 2.0 is overrated.

techanic by lazyeye78 April 15, 2009

phelpsing 

v.

To smoke some pot, especially out of a bong.

When I go phelpsing, I make sure I have nothing important to do afterwards, because I'd be too high!

phelpsing by lazyeye78 February 6, 2009

moffed 

Extremely aggrivated, angry, annoyed, and/or dissapointed in any given situation.

It's miffed to the 100th power.

(Often used in conjunction with variations of the word 'fuck')

"That guy just cut me off, and I'm so fucking moffed up right now!"

"I was about to break up with my girl, but she dumped me first. Moffed me the fuck up!!!"

moffed by lazyeye78 July 16, 2008

tea ninja 

Any waiter, or backwaiter that annoyingly refills your iced tea after you've only had a small amount to drink thus ruining your tea/lemon/sweetener ratios.

I hate getting stuck in Scott's section at Chili's. He's one of those tea ninjas that refills your iced tea after every sip!

tea ninja by lazyeye78 March 24, 2008

texy

Sexy. Texas style. Everyone knows Texas is the home of the hottest chicks in the US.

I don't know what it is, but with that cowgirl hat on, Amanda sure looks Texy!

texy by lazyeye78 June 27, 2007

Vistaphobe 

Anyone who fears Microsoft's latest OS (or POS).

Pete: Say bro, you gonna upgrade to the new Windows Vista?

Joe: Not no, but HELL no! I'm such a Vistaphobe you couldn't get within 15 feet of me with that mass of useless code! Heard you had to have a 353 yottabyte googla-core processor with 953 zettabytes of RAM to even run the kernel! Besides, you know what they say, "Once you go Mac, you'll never go back!"

Vistaphobe by lazyeye78 May 27, 2007

wood booger 

n.

Any leftover residue or crust from a man's ejaculation. Usually found in the nose, tear duct, hair, belly, ass, tits, crack, leg.. anywhere on the female (or male) body part that is visible after crustation.

That took one helluva wood booger to prop up Cameron Diaz's hair in 'Something About Mary'.

Did you notice that wood booger on Ann's chin when she got back from lunch? lol

wood booger by lazyeye78 March 26, 2007