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Any waiter, or backwaiter that annoyingly refills your iced tea after you've only had a small amount to drink thus ruining your tea/lemon/sweetener ratios.
I hate getting stuck in Scott's section at Chili's. He's one of those tea ninjas that refills your iced tea after every sip!
by lazyeye78 March 24, 2008
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n.

Anyone who works with or has expertise in anything technical. Techanics, much like their sibling the 'mechanic', are placed in situations of similar power with regards to screwing you over monetarily without you even knowing.

Most of us have a techanic we go to that we can trust when we have questions about building a website, or buying a computer so when we go shopping we won't get gouged on the prices.
I went to best buy to purchase a new computer, but the techanic up there just kept trying to sell me features I didn't think I needed, and quoted me a $2999 on a new basic system!

Josh, my techanic, says Web 2.0 is overrated.
by lazyeye78 April 15, 2009
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Sexy. Texas style. Everyone knows Texas is the home of the hottest chicks in the US.
I don't know what it is, but with that cowgirl hat on, Amanda sure looks Texy!
by lazyeye78 June 01, 2007
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adj.

Anything that is percieved as "upscale" from a blue-collar point of view. 'Bougie' (pronounced boo'-she) is a hacked truncation of the word Bourgeoisie, which refers to the middle-class in Europe, but refers to a more affluent class level in the United States.

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In the United States, which lacks strict social classes, Bourgeoisie is sometimes used to refer to those seen as being upper class.
You can sit there and drink your bougie-ass microbrewed beer, but I still prefer my ice cold Coors original.

Did ya see Luthur just roll up in his bougie new BMW?

You can eat your bougie $25.99 salad from Central Market for lunch, but I'm hangin' with Mikky D's!
by lazyeye78 March 22, 2007
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adj.

Anything that is percieved as "upscale" from a blue-collar point of view. 'Bougie' (pronounced boo'-she) is a hacked truncation of the word Bourgeoisie, which refers to the middle-class in Europe, but refers to a more affluent class level in the United States.

From Wikipedia.org:
In the United States, which lacks strict social classes, Bourgeoisie is sometimes used to refer to those seen as being upper class.
You can sit there and drink your bougie-ass microbrewed beer, but I still prefer my ice cold Coors original.

Did ya see Luthur just roll up in his bougie new BMW?

You can eat your bougie $25.99 salad from Central Market for lunch, but I'm hangin' with Mikky D's!
by lazyeye78 March 22, 2007
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adj.

Anything that is percieved as "upscale" from a blue-collar point of view. 'Bougie' (pronounced boo'-she) is a hacked truncation of the word Bourgeoisie, which refers to the middle-class in Europe, but refers to a more affluent class level in the United States.

From Wikipedia.org:
In the United States, which lacks strict social classes, Bourgeoisie is sometimes used to refer to those seen as being upper class.
You can sit there and drink your bougie-ass microbrewed beer, but I still prefer my ice cold Coors original.

Did ya see Luthur just roll up in his bougie new BMW?

You can eat your bougie $25.99 salad from Central Market for lunch, but I'm hangin' with Mikky D's!
by lazyeye78 March 22, 2007
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Extremely aggrivated, angry, annoyed, and/or dissapointed in any given situation.

It's miffed to the 100th power.

(Often used in conjunction with variations of the word 'fuck')
"That guy just cut me off, and I'm so fucking moffed up right now!"

"I was about to break up with my girl, but she dumped me first. Moffed me the fuck up!!!"
by lazyeye78 January 26, 2006
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