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when you have been fucked over or screwed by someone else...with our without knowing it...
John got two tickets from the police, he got his ass moused bad...
moused by theman1968 March 12, 2010
They definition of moused it is to take the piss or to violate.
Bro he moused it he never paid me back my money
Moused by Mtendo February 3, 2022

moused-up 

Using a tampon, as in she is; on the blob, she’s got the painters in etc. The root of the definition refering to the similarity of Tampax tampon to a small white rodent because of the body of the tampon and its “white string” like a tail and the act of inserting it up the vagina. Other brands may have different coloured strings but the result is the same they are moused-up.
No chance of getting my rocks off tonight, she’s moused-up for the week.
moused-up by Major Noshheroff July 30, 2018

Mickey Moused 

To be mickey moused is to be completely and utterly beyond the realms of drunkedness. 'Plastered' and 'wasted' have nothing on embodying this Walt Disney Character. Steam Boat Willie? Roger Rabbit? Not a chance. You are so far gone that a whole advertising industry could make money from you all over again. Walt Disney made you like this. You basically made the Disney Channel. You are literally 'taking the mickey' out of life. You're Mickey Moused.
Jem was totally mickey moused last night.

Were you drunk? Steve....I was off my mickey.

I can't believe how far gone he was...he was totally moused.

He was so moused that its taking the mickey.
Mickey Moused by RJubJub January 28, 2012

Mickey Moused 

This is a sexual act applied in the doggy position. The man grabs the womans or man's ears whilst hiding the sausage.

The result is a high pitched mickey mouse voice and comedy large ears.
I got carried away last night and mickey moused the wife. She can hear me muttering under my breath now.
Mickey Moused by rovinglunatic August 4, 2017

modest moused 

when a fourteen year old douchebag that only talks about weed and modest mouse splooges in his under garmets when he meets the band of his dreams (modest mouse)
Dude Dalton justed Modest Moused in his pants!
modest moused by Lester themelester February 8, 2010
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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