Cocked means when your drunk -more than the average Fucked-Up person.

Symptoms include:

- Eyes as red as tomatoes. aka: Cocked Eyes

- Talking beyond stupid.

- Tripping over furniture AND PEOPLE.

- Bipolar emotions (Love your friends, then

five mins later you hate them).

- Hammering headache/ feel like crap type

of hangover.
Boy 1- "Man your trippin badly"
Victim- "I feel like crap =\"
Boy 2- "You were so wasted at that party"
Girl - "Nah. He was cocked out of his mind. He had all the familiar symptoms of it"

by King of Krack-Kookies ! December 05, 2009
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It's that little sound it makes when you load a gun or rifle.
I cocked my gun and was ready for action.
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The education of those unfamiliar with the ways of cock. Generally administered in over funded public schools.
"Dude, Laura tried to suck my dick last night, but she got my ear instead. She must've flunked Cock Ed."
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when your on Chatroulette, and the next camera you go to is on of a cock, hence you got cocked
I hate chatroulette, i got fucking cocked like 10 times today
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(used as a verb)

To surprise a un-suspected person with a view of your penis/cock/member/wang,etc.
|individual to be cocked|
(occupied by some other task) la la la.....

(Watching TV with penis exposed) " OMG come here quick ... look who's on TV"

|individual to be cocked|
(comes rushing over) "Eeeeks !!! I see your penis !!!"

|prankster| " Hahahaha, I cocked yeh "

*Also works via MMS txt & email
by Sir WRozza July 10, 2009
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