moldog

Russian swear word used by HaiX in a video.

ты чертовски глупый молдог - You fucking stupid moldog!

by Sensei_21 December 16, 2023

Moldofsky

A father with Polish origins. Married man, with kids and dog. His hair is typically balding and he has a massive pot belly.

P1: WOW! You’re such a Moldofsky
P2: *rolls blunt* Aw thanks man!

by Chungus Poppa November 5, 2019

Moldovan Back Lotion

When a guy jizzes on a girl's back and then rubs it in with his hands.

"I gave her a Moldovan Back Lotion last night."

"He gave me a Moldovan Back Lotion last night. I tried to ask what the hell he was doing, but all he said was, 'CH!'"

by donthavesexwithmoldovans September 5, 2012

Moldova

n. The country that epic sax guy is from.

John: I'm going to Moldova!
Billy: Do you think you'll meet empic sax guy?
John: It's 2018, this is a dead meme

by datsacow November 4, 2018

Mordog

A teenage boy who makes poor decisions and says unintelligent things.

Look at that Mordog over there using the band saw.
Don't be a Mordog!

by Mordo99 March 6, 2018

MoldyGH

That teenager who made Dave And Bambi. (A Friday Night Funkin mod)

1st post of moldygh lesssss go

by SkyBeetle July 9, 2022

Moldovan Road Trip

That's when you pull over and shag in an abandoned building. Once only popular in Ratus, Moldova, it's taking the world over by storm

Stacy: "Hey, I had a date with Jake last night and he took me to the old mill."

Svetlana: "So you had a Moldovan Road Trip?"

Stacy: "Of course"

by antmaninthanosass April 18, 2019