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Moldofsky 

A father with Polish origins. Married man, with kids and dog. His hair is typically balding and he has a massive pot belly.
P1: WOW! You’re such a Moldofsky
P2: *rolls blunt* Aw thanks man!
Moldofsky by Chungus Poppa November 5, 2019
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Moldovan Back Lotion 

When a guy jizzes on a girl's back and then rubs it in with his hands.
"I gave her a Moldovan Back Lotion last night."

"He gave me a Moldovan Back Lotion last night. I tried to ask what the hell he was doing, but all he said was, 'CH!'"
n. The country that epic sax guy is from.
John: I'm going to Moldova!
Billy: Do you think you'll meet empic sax guy?
John: It's 2018, this is a dead meme
Moldova by datsacow November 4, 2018
A teenage boy who makes poor decisions and says unintelligent things.
Look at that Mordog over there using the band saw.
Don't be a Mordog!
Mordog by Mordo99 March 6, 2018
1st post of moldygh lesssss go
MoldyGH by SkyBeetle July 9, 2022

Moldovan Road Trip 

That's when you pull over and shag in an abandoned building. Once only popular in Ratus, Moldova, it's taking the world over by storm
Stacy: "Hey, I had a date with Jake last night and he took me to the old mill."

Svetlana: "So you had a Moldovan Road Trip?"

Stacy: "Of course"