When a guy jizzes on a girl's back and then rubs it in with his hands.
"I gave her a Moldovan Back Lotion last night."

"He gave me a Moldovan Back Lotion last night. I tried to ask what the hell he was doing, but all he said was, 'CH!'"
by donthavesexwithmoldovans September 5, 2012
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