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mjans:
the genital area on male or female
*spanks*
'How dare you touch my mjans, you're my brother!'

or

omgz stace..last night me n ma baby boi was getting it on and he touched my mjans and i was like omgz u iz a cutie mwah
mjans by sophan September 4, 2006
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Toronto Mans 

A male from age 20 to 40 typifying the urban Drake wannabe. The Toronto Mans wears Canada Goose knockoff parkas and athletic gear at all times; at least one item of apparel must bear the logo of the Raptors or Blue Jays. Chains and Axe Body Spray are mandatory accessories, as well as the cheapest item possible that bears the logo of an expensive brand. Toronto Mans use the word "bro" twice in every sentence unless they're trying to be really classy and then they say "Brother." Despite the name, Toronto Mans is probably from Mississauga.
"Hooooooly, Mo is a Toronto Mans, I hear his fam paid for his Civic."
Toronto Mans by SuburbanUrban August 15, 2021
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When one sails a boat by himself. It can be a male or female - but it is always called mansailing. It is synonymous with singlehandling.
Damn! Look at Conner mansail that C22.
mansail by twis May 28, 2009
Doing some fucked up shit too somebody u supposed to be cool with
Your L mans for messing with my girl
L mans by Yungdaggerdxck June 9, 2022

get your mans

A warning in which you let someone know to tell the person they are with to either relax or to stop acting in an irrational manner
Hey Kyle why is ya boy akin up, get your mans bro
get your mans by SydMak March 24, 2019

Mansgiving 

A celebration of all things manly. Typically held the Sunday before Thanksgiving starting at 1 o’clock Eastern time coinciding with kick off. The day involves a selection of smoked and grilled meats, deep fried Turkey, beer and other refreshments.
What could be better than Thanksgiving? Mansgiving, of course!
Mansgiving by mansgivingcommission November 19, 2022

Free my mans 

Telling a police officer who arrested your friend to let him go (even if he did do something illegal)
(Cop walking handcuffed person to his car)
Bystander/friend: yo!! free my mans! Free my mans!
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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