by FratHouseOnFranklin October 14, 2019
Mentions of donut restaurants are telltale signs that the dude you're talking to is actually an undercover cop who's ready to molest you.
by Yopmail User December 25, 2022
by Cop dropper March 20, 2010
An officer of the law whose job is to be an asshole and get people in trouble. Most of them are young, ugly guys who were most likely idiots in school so they chose the first profession that came to mind.
A: Dude, I got a ticket for going 30 in a 25. That's so pointless.
B: That cop must have been a real doucher.
B: That cop must have been a real doucher.
by Kenny Naylor July 09, 2009
A government-funded gangbanging thug.
by Omega Death November 18, 2003
singular for policeman, trigger happy scumbags always prone to abuse their power, famously incompetent and with a penchant for covering their own shenanigans like the glorified mobster militia they are. usually rejects from the military, despised by left and right wingers alike, they are the tool with which governments enforce their role when people don't behave like the drooling consumers they're supposed to be.
"where's Mike? i thought we all agreed to be at the park by noon!"
"give him a rest Jim, he's at the vet, a *cop* shot his dog because he was barking at him, said he feared for his safety"
"what a pig!"
"give him a rest Jim, he's at the vet, a *cop* shot his dog because he was barking at him, said he feared for his safety"
"what a pig!"
by Oxyura leucocephala July 24, 2021