When your chick calls you a Yeti, it might be time for a little manscaping.

When he took of his shirt, it looked like he was still wearing a sweater. I think a little manscaping is in order.

I am gonna go on a hot date tonight, so I've got to do some manscaping.

1. Dude, what happened to your chest hair? Did you manscape for your date last night?

2. I'm not going near that thing again unless you show me some manners and manscape!

Your man: Suck it .

You: NO WAY DUDE ! Ew you look like a fucking gorilla, go manscape that shit ! Nasty !

When you can't find your wang, it might be time to manscape.

Tom sat there waiting for his date and thought "Damn, I forgot to manscape for before leaving the house!"

"I have to manscape in the shower before my date tonite"