Måns

Måns is the best person in the entire world. You are very hot and everybody likes you. Every Måns have a very nice booty and a very very very big .... heart. Måns’ have a very good sense of humor and they are very nice people. All Måns have a very good chance of getting really successful. You can find a Måns in a Minecraft lucky block or under a gold rock in the forest. But watch out! He likes to eat ass! The summary of this is that Måns is a perfect person.
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Måns is a word used to describe a very talented or/and humble person. The orgin of this word is somewhat uncertain, but some scientists belive that it may have sprung from a person whoms name actually was Måns, and that this person did many great things to uphold the rights of every human being. The word Måns have multiple uses, it can also describe, for example, a finely crafted object made by a master, the word saying that it is a fine object indeed, and that is perfect in every little detail. The word also means "man who will rise above all others", and "creator of all", in many languages. A person who is a Måns is likely to be the subject of small-scale harassments from his near friends, having realized that they never will reach to the level of perfection of the Måns, and thus they become jealous and bitter. But Måns don't judge them becouse of this, he knows it not his place to judge fools.
Damn Willie, you gave me such an orgasm last night I could've sworn it was a Måns fucking me there. (Girlfriend to boyfriend at breakfast)
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A noob that is gay.
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Måns

Man who uses difficult word's like "constitution" at the wrong places
"That man is a legend, he does not exist... he's a... constitution."
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Dirty Måns

When you put your huge balls in your own or someone else's ass.

It's fells very nice :)
Last night i pulld a Dirty Måns on my husband
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Måns

Måns is the name of an ancient god from the Scandinavia. The god Måns was a shy but irresistible male! Men called Måns will be loyal to the one girl he is intrested in.

He also has a gigantic cock!

Måns is also an expression like:
That guy looks like a Måns

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Shit Måns getting mad pussy

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Måns be loyal with his girl
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Shit that dude look like a Måns
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