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miaster
Pronounced me-ass-ter
-adj.
1. portmanteau of "miracle" and "disaster"
2. both pleasant and painful or regretful
3. bittersweet
-adj.
1. portmanteau of "miracle" and "disaster"
2. both pleasant and painful or regretful
3. bittersweet
Bob: I got the lead role in Romeo & Juliet yesterday!
Chuck: Oh, yeah?
Bob: Yeah, it was a bit of a miaster, though... The original lead got food poisoning. *shifty eyes*
Chuck: Oh, yeah?
Bob: Yeah, it was a bit of a miaster, though... The original lead got food poisoning. *shifty eyes*
Related Words
milaster • milkster • Millster • McLaster • miaster • MILFster • Milster • mlasterbate • Strawberry Milkster
Strawberry Milkster
A. A man who puts his honor on the line and keeps drinking strawberry milk is known to all as Strawberry Milkster.
B. Let's say you drink too much strawberry milk during the day and wake up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom.
But it's cold outside.
You don't want to leave the comfort of your futon.
But the urge to pee gets stronger and stronger! Anguish! Worry! Trouble! You make up your mind and go to the toilet! You stand in front of the john! You let loose! Man, that feeling of release! All that pent-up feeling being released! But then you realize you're not in front of the john, you're still under the covers! That warm feeling spreads between your thighs.
But it won't stop.
You can't stop! That's what it's all about.
That's the true nature of Strawberry Milkster! Understand?!
C. Gintoki from the anime Gintama
B. Let's say you drink too much strawberry milk during the day and wake up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom.
But it's cold outside.
You don't want to leave the comfort of your futon.
But the urge to pee gets stronger and stronger! Anguish! Worry! Trouble! You make up your mind and go to the toilet! You stand in front of the john! You let loose! Man, that feeling of release! All that pent-up feeling being released! But then you realize you're not in front of the john, you're still under the covers! That warm feeling spreads between your thighs.
But it won't stop.
You can't stop! That's what it's all about.
That's the true nature of Strawberry Milkster! Understand?!
C. Gintoki from the anime Gintama
I drink strawberry milk for breakfast, lunch and dinner. I guess you could say I'm something of a Strawberry Milkster!
Strawberry Milkster by FrenchPea January 5, 2020
McLaster
When you go to McDonalds and you get something off the menu that is so good you want to make it last as long as you can.
"Dude i had a bacon egg and cheese buscuit today, it was so good that thing turned into a McLaster."
McLaster by Chris O'hillin December 25, 2007