Milkbar

Used in the kitty community as a term for momma cat nipples. Bar with milk for kittens

Bob: 3 kittens walk into a bar. They ask for milk. What does the bartender say?
Frank: This ain't a milkbar!

by AlexaMisty June 11, 2018

Milkbar Lads

idoit makers of critically acclaimed BS games such as Ugby Mumba, Inferna, Mars Force One and Duane Crashers.
Consist of one programming nerd, one milk and cake} maker, one sprite artist, one musician and one german.

You can find Milkbar Lads on itch.io, newgrounds and several gamejam platforms such as gm48

by GeloxLP August 18, 2019

Korova Milk Bar

The Korova Milk Bar was featured in the book 'A Clockwork Orange' by Anthony Burgess and more famously the film adaptation by Stanley Kubrick of the same title. The Korova Milk Bar is a bar for minors that sells "Milk Plus" meaning the milk is often laced with a drug of your choice, either Vellocet, Synthemesc, Drencrom. Vellocet in the story is supposed to be a fictional opioid, probably similar to the ultra rare and coveted opioid dextromoramide said to be the most euphoric opioid ever when taken by mouth. Synthemesc is based of mescaline but a synthetic variant with similar effects presumably. Lastly Drencrom is Adrenochrome a real substance derived from epinephrine with strong euphoric stimulant effects similar to amphetamines and other unknown effects at higher doses. The bar features furniture in the shape of naked women and milk dispenses out of the nipples. Korova means "cow" in Russian.

Alex and his gang of droogs went to the Korova Milk Bar to get ready for some ultra violence.

by CTU_FieldAgent200 December 15, 2012

Milkboarding

Milkboarding is a less common form of torture in which milk is poured over the face of an immobilized captive, thus causing the individual to experience the sensation of drowning. Milkboarding can cause extreme pain, dry drowning, damage to lungs, and several symptoms related to lack of oxygen. Symptoms can also include bad breath lasting several weeks or even months, as a result of milk decomposing in the lungs.

Milkboarding is being used in parts of the fitness industry (the strong parts) as punishment for spreading stupidity.

Traditionally, whole milk is used for the torture. In rare cases, whole milk with added cream is used. The added cream increases the amount of fat in the milk, resulting in a higher level of oxygen restriction.

Although milkboarding has several similarities to waterboarding, the use of milkboarding is mainly for punishment, not as means to retrieve information.

"If that skinny vegan keeps saying meat is unhealthy, I'm gonna f**king milkboard him."

"That lazy fatass stopped badmouthing squatting after he was milkboarded."

"Gym Rule: Curling in the squat-rack is punished by milkboarding until consciousness is lost."

by Melkemannen September 4, 2012

milkbags

slang term for a woman's breasts.

"That blonde's got some great milkbags. Are they real?

by Omni November 11, 2003

MilkBrush

When a man cums on a girls chest, then uses his penis to paint a picture on her tits. Thus creating a brush, using "milk" as paint.

"Yo bro, i fucking gave that kyfe a Milkbrush last night"

by MilkBrush January 26, 2015

Manitoba Milkbag

Similar to the Chicago Mustache, except the person on the bottom is wearing a snowsuit and the person on the top has drank milk all day instead of eating corn.

I was watching "How I met your mother" and got so turned on that the next day I only drank milk and then gave your mother a Manitoba Milkbag that night!

by ski9600 September 1, 2009