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Milkbar Lads

idoit makers of critically acclaimed BS games such as Ugby Mumba, Inferna, Mars Force One and Duane Crashers.
Consist of one programming nerd, one milk and [cake} maker, one sprite artist, one musician and one german.
You can find Milkbar Lads on itch.io, newgrounds and several gamejam platforms such as gm48
Milkbar Lads by GeloxLP August 18, 2019
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Korova Milk Bar 

The Korova Milk Bar was featured in the book 'A Clockwork Orange' by Anthony Burgess and more famously the film adaptation by Stanley Kubrick of the same title. The Korova Milk Bar is a bar for minors that sells "Milk Plus" meaning the milk is often laced with a drug of your choice, either Vellocet, Synthemesc, Drencrom. Vellocet in the story is supposed to be a fictional opioid, probably similar to the ultra rare and coveted opioid dextromoramide said to be the most euphoric opioid ever when taken by mouth. Synthemesc is based of mescaline but a synthetic variant with similar effects presumably. Lastly Drencrom is Adrenochrome a real substance derived from epinephrine with strong euphoric stimulant effects similar to amphetamines and other unknown effects at higher doses. The bar features furniture in the shape of naked women and milk dispenses out of the nipples. Korova means "cow" in Russian.
Alex and his gang of droogs went to the Korova Milk Bar to get ready for some ultra violence.
Korova Milk Bar by CTU_FieldAgent200 December 15, 2012

Milkboarding 

Milkboarding is a less common form of torture in which milk is poured over the face of an immobilized captive, thus causing the individual to experience the sensation of drowning. Milkboarding can cause extreme pain, dry drowning, damage to lungs, and several symptoms related to lack of oxygen. Symptoms can also include bad breath lasting several weeks or even months, as a result of milk decomposing in the lungs.

Milkboarding is being used in parts of the fitness industry (the strong parts) as punishment for spreading stupidity.

Traditionally, whole milk is used for the torture. In rare cases, whole milk with added cream is used. The added cream increases the amount of fat in the milk, resulting in a higher level of oxygen restriction.

Although milkboarding has several similarities to waterboarding, the use of milkboarding is mainly for punishment, not as means to retrieve information.
"If that skinny vegan keeps saying meat is unhealthy, I'm gonna f**king milkboard him."

"That lazy fatass stopped badmouthing squatting after he was milkboarded."

"Gym Rule: Curling in the squat-rack is punished by milkboarding until consciousness is lost."
Milkboarding by Melkemannen September 4, 2012

milkbags 

slang term for a woman's breasts.
"That blonde's got some great milkbags. Are they real?
milkbags by Omni November 11, 2003

MilkBrush 

When a man cums on a girls chest, then uses his penis to paint a picture on her tits. Thus creating a brush, using "milk" as paint.
"Yo bro, i fucking gave that kyfe a Milkbrush last night"
MilkBrush by MilkBrush January 26, 2015

Manitoba Milkbag

Similar to the Chicago Mustache, except the person on the bottom is wearing a snowsuit and the person on the top has drank milk all day instead of eating corn.
I was watching "How I met your mother" and got so turned on that the next day I only drank milk and then gave your mother a Manitoba Milkbag that night!
Manitoba Milkbag by ski9600 September 1, 2009
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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