MILFster

MILF filled with something mysterious.

- This mum is strangely hot!

- Ya mate, a real MILFstery.

by nimportequoiquestcequonsenfout February 2, 2018

Milfstracted

Distracted by a Milf

"Yo Dan, you see that Corvette that just drove by?"
"My bad bro, i was Milfstracted."

by Professor Thawne October 1, 2023

Strawberry Milkster

A. A man who puts his honor on the line and keeps drinking strawberry milk is known to all as Strawberry Milkster.

B. Let's say you drink too much strawberry milk during the day and wake up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom.
But it's cold outside.
You don't want to leave the comfort of your futon.
But the urge to pee gets stronger and stronger! Anguish! Worry! Trouble! You make up your mind and go to the toilet! You stand in front of the john! You let loose! Man, that feeling of release! All that pent-up feeling being released! But then you realize you're not in front of the john, you're still under the covers! That warm feeling spreads between your thighs.
But it won't stop.
You can't stop! That's what it's all about.
That's the true nature of Strawberry Milkster! Understand?!

C. Gintoki from the anime Gintama

I drink strawberry milk for breakfast, lunch and dinner. I guess you could say I'm something of a Strawberry Milkster!

by FrenchPea January 5, 2020

MILFstress

A really hot mistress who is also a MILF.

My milfstress made me cookies after sex.

by Dr. Chuckles November 22, 2013

Milfterialise

When a hot mom appears behind u

daddy? Where did you meet mummy?

idk son, she just kinda Milfterialised

by Reee and raaa October 10, 2021

milfeteria

An eating establishment predominantly patronized by women of child-bearing age.

I went for a light lunch at the salad bar and it was full of women on diets. I was the only man in there. What a milfeteria!

by Dr. Robstew March 31, 2013

milaster

To kick some one in the shins

Dude, the doctore hit my knee with a hammer thing and I milasterd him.

by SkunX November 26, 2004