MILFster

MILF filled with something mysterious.

- This mum is strangely hot!

- Ya mate, a real MILFstery.

MILFster by nimportequoiquestcequonsenfout February 2, 2018

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Milfstracted

Distracted by a Milf

"Yo Dan, you see that Corvette that just drove by?"
"My bad bro, i was Milfstracted."

Milfstracted by Professor Thawne October 1, 2023

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Strawberry Milkster

A. A man who puts his honor on the line and keeps drinking strawberry milk is known to all as Strawberry Milkster.

B. Let's say you drink too much strawberry milk during the day and wake up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom.
But it's cold outside.
You don't want to leave the comfort of your futon.
But the urge to pee gets stronger and stronger! Anguish! Worry! Trouble! You make up your mind and go to the toilet! You stand in front of the john! You let loose! Man, that feeling of release! All that pent-up feeling being released! But then you realize you're not in front of the john, you're still under the covers! That warm feeling spreads between your thighs.
But it won't stop.
You can't stop! That's what it's all about.
That's the true nature of Strawberry Milkster! Understand?!

C. Gintoki from the anime Gintama

I drink strawberry milk for breakfast, lunch and dinner. I guess you could say I'm something of a Strawberry Milkster!

Strawberry Milkster by FrenchPea January 5, 2020