milkster

The local corner store (from milkbar)

Lets go to the milkster to score porn from Anus (the bloke who runs the milkster)

by Egghead August 27, 2003

Milkster

A non caucasian guy that dates white girls

Most Black athletes are milksters!

by DontShootHermes December 10, 2011

Strawberry Milkster

A. A man who puts his honor on the line and keeps drinking strawberry milk is known to all as Strawberry Milkster.

B. Let's say you drink too much strawberry milk during the day and wake up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom.
But it's cold outside.
You don't want to leave the comfort of your futon.
But the urge to pee gets stronger and stronger! Anguish! Worry! Trouble! You make up your mind and go to the toilet! You stand in front of the john! You let loose! Man, that feeling of release! All that pent-up feeling being released! But then you realize you're not in front of the john, you're still under the covers! That warm feeling spreads between your thighs.
But it won't stop.
You can't stop! That's what it's all about.
That's the true nature of Strawberry Milkster! Understand?!

C. Gintoki from the anime Gintama

I drink strawberry milk for breakfast, lunch and dinner. I guess you could say I'm something of a Strawberry Milkster!

by FrenchPea January 5, 2020

Milksteak

As anybody who watches "Always Sunny In Philadelphia" would know, a Milksteak is a steak that is cooked in boiling milk.

Charlie: "I'd like a milksteak; boiled over, hard"

by alwayssunny♥er August 25, 2010

Mickster

A term for a non-committal, yet successful, single professional female that has surpassed the dreaded 30 year old mark. Micksters aren't quite like cougars, but they are not far off the mark. They think they can still relate with the twenty something crowd and often congregate in dive bars and watering holes during happy hour. Girly drinks such as cosmos don't apply to Micksters and they are satisfied shot-gunning heavily hopped up beers. Micksters are often characterized by their witty personalities and sensible attire such as comfortable flat shoes. You will never see a Mickster with a boyfriend because they are too busy being non-committal and downing said alcoholic beverages. If gone unchecked a Mickster will go straight passing cougar status and enter "sugar mama" status after 10 years.

I hit it off with this chick at the bar but she totally blew me off. What a Mickster!

I got passed up for a promotion at work by a Mickster. She wasn't even excited and went straight to happy hour for an IPA.

I got Mickster'ed at the bar after unsuccessfully trying to get her number for 3 hours!

by stevieb750 April 9, 2013

Mikster

Mikster is an name used by the croatian fascist party in trying to get funding from Drug Tito

Jebem ti Mikstera nije mi dao čokoladu

by Buda d grate Penguin March 26, 2021

milksturbating

1. (verb) The act of masturbating while listening to the band Neutral Milk Hotel’s highly regarded indie masterpiece “In the Aeroplane Over the Sea.” This is usually paired with a good cry over how pathetic you and your love life are, which can be done while listening to the album or after (see crysturbating).

“I really need to stop milksturbating at night, this is the third time this week. But Jeff Mangum’s voice makes me so horny. And sad.”

by chrisdean9696 June 7, 2019