Milster

A verb meaning To Milster and Milstering, very good words, it used to do a lot of Milstering. to Milster about and interfere with things

Look at it over there, it’s milstering

by DrownedUltima April 29, 2025

Mister P

Mr. Penis, One-Eyed Trouser Snake, Anaconda, Truncheon, Leroy, Donkey Kong, Meat Puppet, Custard Launcher, Moby Dick

Mister P is always fuckin w/ me.

by Shougo February 12, 2022

mister finger

When you are talking to someone and in mid sentence the other person interrupts you and starts talking about something completely different.

I was talking to my brother about my bad day at work and he mister fingered me and started talking about his new car.

by jb72 May 30, 2013

Mister Oklahoma

Euphemism for a female masturbating.

It is derived from the shape of the American state of Oklahoma and its resemblance to a hand with a protruding finger that can be used to stimulate the vaginal cavity.

"Well, Johnny canceled our date to go take care of his sick mom," Elizabeth complained.
"That asshole!" her friend Jayden exclaimed.
"I was fucking horny too," Elizabeth replied.
"You can always take Mister Oklahoma out tonight."

by Nutzen YerMouf February 17, 2018

ur sister a mister

The ultimate form of the worst words to be used, even greater than "ur mom gay";"ur dad lesbian";"ur granny tranny" and "ur grandpap a trap". Those words can hurt a person emotionally,physically and psychologically.

David: ur mom gay lol
Frank: no u
David: ur dad lesbian
Frank: ur granny tranny
David: ur grandpap a trap
Frank: ur sister a mister
David: *explodes into oblivion and his soul is being eaten by minecraft youtubers*

by urmom_gay_slayer_no_u_xddd March 15, 2018

miaster

Pronounced me-ass-ter

-adj.
1. portmanteau of "miracle" and "disaster"

2. both pleasant and painful or regretful

3. bittersweet

Bob: I got the lead role in Romeo & Juliet yesterday!

Chuck: Oh, yeah?

Bob: Yeah, it was a bit of a miaster, though... The original lead got food poisoning. *shifty eyes*

by mariahneu April 19, 2009

Mistercarriage

The somewhat public excretion of a load of jizz from the anus in a bar or club's bathroom. This happens after leaving the house to party, too soon after successful anal sex. This term exclusively defines the load in a public toilet and does not apply to aftersex cleanup that happens in the home.

I just got fucked so good I had a mistercarriage on the dance floor!

by Freon January 12, 2015