meiler

to love the cock so much that it drives them insane

person one: yo you see that chick over there
person two: yea
person one: yeah shes a meiler
person two: sweet!

by wahwah6060 April 5, 2008

Meiler

Meiler is a word for aristocratic people, many centuries ago people used to call each other in the high class Meiler.

Person one: Wow! You look so good like a Meiler.
Person two: Oh thanks, how lovely!

by Freddi2003xdlol January 25, 2017

mailer-demon

An evil supernatural force that lives within cyberspace and randomly rejects sent emails for no apparent reason.

Dave: Did you email that hottie from Craigslist about hooking up this weekend?

Ryan: I tried but the mailer-demon apparently is already dating her...because he sent it right back to me.

by Not John Vallone November 6, 2010

Fart Meiser

A fart meiser is defined as someone who is extremely self conscientious about their farts; therefore, they will hold in their farts even when it is dangerous to theirself and the ozone layer.

Have You Ever Heard Mark Fart?
No dude, he's a total fart meiser.

by AQuaFineA July 11, 2011

meijer

A place for stoned teenagers to hang out at 3 am. Often pronounced possessive (Meijer's).

Example? Um... "Gee, a lot of stoned teenagers walk around in Meijer at 3 am!"

by nrrork October 6, 2005

meijer

A grocery chain based out of Michigan that Wal-Mart and Target stole their "superstore" format from. The company that laid me off.

What I wouldn't give to have my job at Meijer back...

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 1, 2003

Meijering

The verb giving to the action of entering a Meijer with no intention of buying anything. Usually late at night.

"What do you want to do?"
"Let's go to Meijer."
"Yes! Let's go MEIJERING!"

by meijer enthusiast March 15, 2010