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Meijering 

The verb giving to the action of entering a Meijer with no intention of buying anything. Usually late at night.
"What do you want to do?"
"Let's go to Meijer."
"Yes! Let's go MEIJERING!"
Meijering by meijer enthusiast March 15, 2010
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Meiring is a Good, kind, and fun loving person. Meirings are usually party type and are the type of people you want to hang out with. They are hardworking and intelligent so if you spot a Meiring go marry him.
Omg is that Meiring? So nice to meet you handsome hunk ;)
meiring by Smart Einstein September 5, 2019
Someone who is a extra in paranormal pornos but never gets to perform in them. Often seen in the background of anal scenes muttering about attack ads.
Ed got a date with Tina after he told her he was a meering back in college.
Meering by Paper Mills Nation February 9, 2020

Dick Misering 

This is the verbal/metaphorical comparing of dicks, most often by two men. It usually involves things that cost a lot of money, such as cars, boats, or any sort of monetary investment.

Used by Liam Neeson in the movie Taken.
Man 1: My boat is 42 feet long.
Man 2: My boat is 51 feet long.
Man 1: My car is worth $66,000.
Man 2: My car is worth $74,000.
Man 1: I banged your wife.
Man 2: I banged your brother.
Man 1: Uhhh... I think that's enough dick misering for now.
Dick Misering by Sheepinatorz May 11, 2011

Membering 

Membering. Making a memory. Like re-membering, but in the present.

Or, joining a youtube channel.
''This is going to be a good membering''
"I just joined my favorite YouTube channel, I'm channel-membering to it.
Membering by cetosinthereal October 5, 2020

misering & mangling 

Misrepresentation by miswrought, selfish means
Such misering & mangling can lead to below the belt miserable practices.

moidering 

"Moidering" is a North Wales term for someone who is generally talking shit...
I wanted to punch Daniel last night he was moidering so much!
moidering by Wi11iams May 16, 2016
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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