Meijering

The verb giving to the action of entering a Meijer with no intention of buying anything. Usually late at night.

"What do you want to do?"
"Let's go to Meijer."
"Yes! Let's go MEIJERING!"

Meijering by meijer enthusiast March 15, 2010

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meiring

Meiring is a Good, kind, and fun loving person. Meirings are usually party type and are the type of people you want to hang out with. They are hardworking and intelligent so if you spot a Meiring go marry him.

Omg is that Meiring? So nice to meet you handsome hunk ;)

meiring by Smart Einstein September 5, 2019

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Meering

Someone who is a extra in paranormal pornos but never gets to perform in them. Often seen in the background of anal scenes muttering about attack ads.

Ed got a date with Tina after he told her he was a meering back in college.

Meering by Paper Mills Nation February 9, 2020

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Dick Misering

This is the verbal/metaphorical comparing of dicks, most often by two men. It usually involves things that cost a lot of money, such as cars, boats, or any sort of monetary investment.

Used by Liam Neeson in the movie Taken.

Man 1: My boat is 42 feet long.
Man 2: My boat is 51 feet long.
Man 1: My car is worth $66,000.
Man 2: My car is worth $74,000.
Man 1: I banged your wife.
Man 2: I banged your brother.
Man 1: Uhhh... I think that's enough dick misering for now.

Dick Misering by Sheepinatorz May 11, 2011