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Generally considered to be an insult used by the faint of heart. Can be heard in small scottish suburbs, but only the ones full of hoors and hoormasters. Also seems to be shouted out in rural pubs with barmaids who have been spitroasted by local farmers. It is also considered to be a small honour to be refered to as a mealer, usually after performing an act that is both incredibly dumb but also insanely funny.

Mealer1: totally threw a teacake off my dads head yesterday

Mealer2: wow, but why?

Mealer1: Bored

Mealer2: You mealer

Mealer by JimmerTronJnr June 24, 2009

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Mealer

MEALER; Definition: (Verb) To pulverize, to make anew, to grind down and re-form/re-shape from dust, sustaining element, et al.
(Noun) Object or person with the ability to provide a new beginning of an item or items by pulverizing and combining, exemplifying the past to shape the future of those around them.
(Adjective) Make new or better from infinite particles.
(Adverbial Clause, Conjunct, Adjunct, Disjunct, Expletive) As in; “You’ve been Mealer’d!” In a good way.

Mrs. Smith decided she'd had enough of the rowdy 3rd grade class, she decided it was time to mealer them into a respectable group of students.

Mealer by Dr. Sanjay Sachdeva February 10, 2023

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Mealer

Someone who has characteristics of meal; quite a mealy person

Person 1: bro jay is such a mealer
Person 2: I know bro and they’re bad at Mario

Mealer by Fat Lorenzo July 7, 2023

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Free Mealer

A woman who only dates for meals or other material items. Most commonly entitled women, but also men who seek a mommy figure to care for them.

Erin brags about having multiple dates during week. Didn’t care for the guys but talks about what she had for dinner. Must be a Free Mealer.

Free Mealer by NM83 August 17, 2025

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Maler

A man who distributes penis into other men’s butts, in the same manner a mail man distributes mail into mailboxes.

Johnny is such a maler since he’s always fucking a bunch of different dudes in the booty.

Maler by Anotherlightskin June 21, 2020

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meanerness

The act or process of being mean.

Stop being meanerness to me!

meanerness by Stevie Bircher January 5, 2009

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mealey

Mealey, a smart and talented person who everyone loves and would never be mean. She is also very lovable and cool. She would always be there for you when you are feeling down. She always has a smile on her face everyday even when it’s raining!

OMG Mealey is so nice and sweet!!

mealey by Madzxo101 March 11, 2019

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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