yo momma

A retort that was mildly amusing back in 1994 the first 2 times you heard it. Most people hoped that it would have died out like cowabunga or tubular, but alas, it hasn't.

1994 just called, it wants it's yo momma jokes back.

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 01, 2003

Hover

When presented with a gross toilet, the act of not putting your bum on the seat in order to prevent pubic lice infestations or diseases from lot lizardsand skanks.

Never put your ass on a public toilet seat. Always hover.

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 01, 2003

munchies

Any food consumed after partaking the pot. Pretty much anything tastes good dipped in ranch dressing.

nasty, she just dipped gummi worms in ranch.

ya, she's got the munchies.

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance May 03, 2004

cold-hearted snake

He's been telling lies, he's a loverboy at play, he don't play by rules. Girl, don't play the fool now.

co-co-co-cold hearted ooh aah aah co-co-co-cold hearted ssssssssssssssssnake

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance October 23, 2003

jibber jabber

What really irritates Mr. T.

Mr. T: Stop with all that jibber jabber and shine my gold chains.

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance May 03, 2004

Sesame Street

A PBS show that was worth watching when they had the pinball song and Teeny Little Super Guy. In the 80's the show was still filled with a lot of the trippy imagery left over from the 70's.

I used to eat cottage cheese and watch sesame street in my grandma's basement. Now I have friends.

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 01, 2003

Toast

A game played by males ages 13-25 in the midwest. The object of the game is to jackoff onto 1 piece of bread with your friends. The first person who stops coming has to eat the piece of bread.

Person 1: Remember that time we went over to Dustin's house and we caught him and those two guys playing toast?

Person 2: People from Michigan are messed up.

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance October 25, 2003