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Definitions by ILoveThom'sChickenDance

jagermeister 

Best enjoyed chilled and accompanied with chronic.

If you drink it with Red Bull, it makes a jager bomb.
Summertime is primetime for drinking jagermeister.

Jagermeister does NOT contain deer blood. That's an urban legend.

jibber jabber 

What really irritates Mr. T.
Mr. T: Stop with all that jibber jabber and shine my gold chains.

munchies 

Any food consumed after partaking the pot. Pretty much anything tastes good dipped in ranch dressing.
nasty, she just dipped gummi worms in ranch.

ya, she's got the munchies.
Former President Clinton wasn't a stoner because he didn't "inhale".
stoner by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 4, 2003
Largest, dirtiest city in Michigan. Is an industrial wasteland.

The city that everyone from Michigan who gets famous says their from.
I always want to kill myself after a trip through Detroit.

I have a record deal, so I'm from Detroit.
Detroit by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 2, 2003

Kris Kross 

Two adolescent aged boys who were a rap duo in the early 90's. They were famous for wearing their clothes backwards and saying wiggety-wiggety-whack. Not to be confused with christopher cross, the guy who sang the theme to the movie arthur.
I missed the bus.
A retort that was mildly amusing back in 1994 the first 2 times you heard it. Most people hoped that it would have died out like cowabunga or tubular, but alas, it hasn't.
1994 just called, it wants it's yo momma jokes back.