wonky

not right, odd

Jenni had a wonky eye, it was the source of all her self-esteem problems.

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance October 16, 2003

Levar Burton

The host of Reading Rainbow.

You don't have to take my word for it.

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance November 15, 2003

snork

The early 80's underwater equivalent to the smurfs. Just like the smurfs, most any word can be replaced with the word snork.

I think I saw that guy's snork hanging out of his gym shorts!

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 01, 2003

jibber jabber

What really irritates Mr. T.

Mr. T: Stop with all that jibber jabber and shine my gold chains.

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance May 03, 2004

Toast

A game played by males ages 13-25 in the midwest. The object of the game is to jackoff onto 1 piece of bread with your friends. The first person who stops coming has to eat the piece of bread.

Person 1: Remember that time we went over to Dustin's house and we caught him and those two guys playing toast?

Person 2: People from Michigan are messed up.

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance October 25, 2003

Kris Kross

Two adolescent aged boys who were a rap duo in the early 90's. They were famous for wearing their clothes backwards and saying wiggety-wiggety-whack. Not to be confused with christopher cross, the guy who sang the theme to the movie arthur.

I missed the bus.

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 02, 2003

Pawn Shop

A place where people in need of money either sell their own items of value, or of those belonging to another person, at far less than what it's worth.

I tried to sell all of my Seals & Croft albums, but the Pawn Shop didn't want them. I guess it's off to the plasma bank for me!

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance October 23, 2003