meiser 

1. Meiser. Noun. Meaning someone is frugal or slow to spend. Also meaning to be an idiot, a dislike for someone without a cause.

John: Wow that jimmy is really skinny!
Greggory: He sure is a meiser.
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John: Wow, Bill Gates hasn't ever eaten a choclate bar. Even though he is a billionaire.
Greggory: What a meiser!

meiser by Stefan P March 30, 2004

meiser 

one who prides themselves in their dick-taking abilities

"The meiser sucked Heath Leger."

meiser by thomas3192 June 17, 2008

Meiser 

This is a name with some great background. Anyone carrying that name carries it with a lot of pride. A Meiser is a well respected person with a great attitude and positive thoughts.

Yesterday I met a stunning gentleman, he probably was a Meiser

Meiser by RobbieBubble May 1, 2018

Fart Meiser 

A fart meiser is defined as someone who is extremely self conscientious about their farts; therefore, they will hold in their farts even when it is dangerous to theirself and the ozone layer.

Have You Ever Heard Mark Fart?
No dude, he's a total fart meiser.

Fart Meiser by AQuaFineA July 11, 2011

poop-meiser

a poop-meiser is some who has a lot of goods (drugs,software,drugs)but refuses to share them with people who do not.

"dude give me some crack"
"no way man this is my goods"
"your such a poop-meiser"
"everyone Ryan is a poop-meiser"
"oh fine dude if your gonna be a douch you can have the crack"

poop-meiser by DAnIeL-Kruse January 17, 2008

Misery Chain 

A “Misery Chain” describes the "endless cycle" of bad parenting.

"Fucked up parents" create "fucked up kids" who grow up to have more fucked up kids of their own, which keeps the Misery Chain going on and on into the future.

"Misery Chains" are often created by selfish or stupid people with no insight or sense of ethics: playboys, players, skanks, sluts, floozies, druggies, crack heads, dark friends, beach trolls, hill trolls, city trolls and trolls in general.

Wow, she created one “misery chain” having all those “screwed-up” kids by a bunch of different “screwed-up” guys.

Misery Chain by Ian De La Rosa July 20, 2013

Miserum 

A latin word the Warden shouts as he bashes you with his shoulder meaning "Pitiful" or "poor"

'miserum tu' the Warden yells as he knocks you around with his shoulder

Miserum by Lmao_Lucas November 3, 2019