1. Meiser. Noun. Meaning someone is frugal or slow to spend. Also meaning to be an idiot, a dislike for someone without a cause.
John: Wow that jimmy is really skinny!
Greggory: He sure is a meiser.
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John: Wow, Bill Gates hasn't ever eaten a choclate bar. Even though he is a billionaire.
Greggory: What a meiser!
Greggory: He sure is a meiser.
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John: Wow, Bill Gates hasn't ever eaten a choclate bar. Even though he is a billionaire.
Greggory: What a meiser!
by Stefan P March 30, 2004
one who prides themselves in their dick-taking abilities
by thomas3192 June 17, 2008
This is a name with some great background. Anyone carrying that name carries it with a lot of pride. A Meiser is a well respected person with a great attitude and positive thoughts.
by RobbieBubble January 07, 2018
A fart meiser is defined as someone who is extremely self conscientious about their farts; therefore, they will hold in their farts even when it is dangerous to theirself and the ozone layer.
by AQuaFineA July 11, 2011
a poop-meiser is some who has a lot of goods (drugs,software,drugs)but refuses to share them with people who do not.
"dude give me some crack"
"no way man this is my goods"
"your such a poop-meiser"
"everyone Ryan is a poop-meiser"
"oh fine dude if your gonna be a douch you can have the crack"
"no way man this is my goods"
"your such a poop-meiser"
"everyone Ryan is a poop-meiser"
"oh fine dude if your gonna be a douch you can have the crack"
by DAnIeL-Kruse January 15, 2008