Definitions by AQuaFineA

Fart Meiser 

A fart meiser is defined as someone who is extremely self conscientious about their farts; therefore, they will hold in their farts even when it is dangerous to theirself and the ozone layer.

Have You Ever Heard Mark Fart?
No dude, he's a total fart meiser.

Fart Meiser by AQuaFineA July 11, 2011