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MEGAPORN 

Megaporn is porn of the highest Caliber . LITERALLY CALIBER! As in when you watch it its like carrying a loaded 50 caliber. Megaporn is porn of the most dangerous level, ejaculation through Megaporn travels 100times faster and 100 times harder and is 100 times more brutal. When watching megaporn You become a serious threat to those around you.
(1) : Where did that hole in the wall come from??

(2) : Probably billy watching Megaporn again.
MEGAPORN by Brutal_Tapir October 23, 2009
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megasoreass

A species of dinosaur that prefers to take it in the ass.
Look at he gaping hole on the megasoreass.
megasoreass by harry January 21, 2003

Megasorass 

1.The very rare homosexual Dinosaur.
2. Used as a term for some one who has had homosexual sexual intercourse more then 3 times in one day.
1.That's is the rare Megasorass skull.
2. Damm, that dude is a slut, hes a dirty megasorass.
Megasorass by Shu November 14, 2003

megasoreass

If megasoreass were alive today, he would march in pride parade.
megasoreass by Mr. Grey Crow March 21, 2017
A unique term to describe humorous or obscene uses of metaphors and similes. Not like the literature heavy, dull and archaic everyday metaphors and similes in novels, newspapers and articles - a Megaphore is specially crafted to amuse, amaze or offend and can reference anything from current events to celebrities.
That Megaphore was so funny it almost made me forget to take my annual shit on Jade Goody's coffin.

That Megaphore was so obscene it put me off my planned munging trip.

That Megaphore was so brilliant I felt like I'd been given a rusty trombone by an angel.
Megaphore by lorddaaave March 23, 2011

Megawhore 

A woman/man who works behind the bar in a strip club and regularly masterbates over the strippers.
Man: I once had a girlfriend, she was a megawhore. She'd come back from work so wet, I could collect her fadge juice in a cup and use is as lube for the serious buggeration she recieved afterwards.

Woman: My husband is a megawhore, he loves his job an awful lot. God knows what he gets up to.
Megawhore by PatrickWolf July 24, 2009

Megashower 

A term used when a person takes a shower and achieves a climactic orgasm in the process. You can bet on the fact that a shower lasting over 15 minutes is a Megashower.
sorry man. I had the greatest Megashower of my life
Megashower by Harry hermione December 3, 2010